Welcome to my midlife. It’s a hot mess. It’s complicated. It’s hilarious. And, if I’m not careful, it’s going to kill me.
The entity in charge of everything—and I mean everything—has lost Its ever-loving mind, and it’s up to me and my nearest and dearest to fix it. This deity is dangerous and out for blood—my daughter’s included.
So, we’re going after it before it comes after us. I’ve called in the troops, and we’re ready to rumble.
My ride-or-die?
Hotter-than-Hades Grim Reaper. Check.
The three people who can potentially defeat the Higher Power?
Daughter who’s six months old but looks twenty. Check.
A human-ish best friend with too much Botox. Check.
Eight-inch magical cannibal. Unfortunately, check.
What could go wrong? I refuse to answer that question. So far, I’ve had a chaotic yet wonderful midlife, thanks to a fair amount of luck. But with end of existence is at stake, it’s going to take more than a semi-charmed kind of life to win.
I’d really like to live the rest of my midlife in peace… not pieces.
Supernatural
Magic
Gods and Mortals
Prophecy
Found Family
Battle
Family
Chosenone
Monsters
Adventure
Journey
Healing
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Mystery and Thriller
Length4 hrs 33 mins
Narrated byJessica Almasy
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateDec 6, 2025
LanguageEnglish
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About the author
Robyn Peterman
New York Times and USA Today bestselling and recipient of the Kurt Vonnegut Humor Award, Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and TV credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her sweatpants works really well for her.View all by Robyn Peterman
