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My Midlife Crisis, My Rules

By Robyn PetermanNarrated by Jessica Almasy
Length6h 2m

About this audiobook

My midlife crisis. My rules. And if it doesn’t put me six feet under, I plan to live it up in style—possibly for the rest of eternity … After a Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader moment, I discovered I do indeed have a father. He comes with a hell of a lot of baggage, but I’ve decided to keep him. Not only do I have a father, I have a kickass new sister, a ghostly family, and super powers to boot. If you add to the mix that I’m dating the Grim Reaper, it’s a freakin’ party. The only thing standing in the way of my happiness is the Angel of Mercy, though Angel of Misery is more appropriate. She’s responsible for almost everyone I have loved, and who has loved me, being taken away. With the help of family and friends, I will track her down and show her exactly what a perimenopausal hot flash looks like in action. Job: Death Counselor—supergluing ghosts back together and solving their issues is rewarding. For real. Mission: Bring the seriously evil Angel of Mercy to justice without dying or getting anyone else killed in the process. Team: A bunch of certifiable Immortals, including one who re-homes vibrators. Yes, you read that correctly. How to do this? Wing it. Wine, my Demon boyfriend, a houseful of deceased squatters, and good friends by my side will help.

Audiobook details

Rating★★★★★ 4.5 (10.9K)
Includes Goodreads, Amazon, StoryGraph, LibraryThing
GenreRomance, General Fiction, Fantasy
Length6 hrs 2 mins
Narrated byJessica Almasy
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateJun 26, 2021
LanguageEnglish

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