Length5h 6m
About this audiobook
Royal Flush Court is a darkly funny, deeply human novel about what happens when a neighborhood’s plumbing fails—and the people living there can no longer ignore one another.
Set in a cul-de-sac where pipes hum, toilets misbehave, and civic systems quietly step aside, the story follows Johnny Loo, a reluctant sensor whose body notices trouble before anyone else does. As pressure builds underground and above it, neighbors clash, improvise, and slowly learn that dignity is not a private matter—it’s shared infrastructure.
Blending absurd humor with unexpected tenderness, Royal Flush Court explores chronic illness, aging, shame, and community resilience without flinching. Bathroom emergencies sit beside HOA meetings. Casseroles become tools of care. Listening turns out to matter more than fixing.
This is a story about bodies and buildings, flow and blockage, and the quiet heroism of showing up when systems don’t.
This is Volume I of the Royal Flush Court series.
Audiobook details
GenreGeneral Fiction
Length5 hrs 6 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 17, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
2Dedication
3Chapter One: Welcome to Royal Flush Court
4Chapter Two: The Cartographer's Panic
5Chapter Three: Lot Seven: The Adjacent Basement
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6Chapter Four: The Chamber of Stains
7Chapter Five: The Morning After
8Chapter Six: Cascade Warning
9Chapter Seven: The Break That Sees Back
10Chapter Eight: The Quiet Before
11Chapter Nine: Pressure Debt
12Chapter Ten: The Day It Doesn't Hold
13Chapter Eleven: The Presenting Problem
14Chapter Twelve: Declaration of Need
15Afterword
16About the Series
17Royal Flush Court: Tales from the Looverse
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