General Fiction

Royal Flush Court

Tales from The Looverse™Jez Loo

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Length5h 6m

About this audiobook

Royal Flush Court is a darkly funny, deeply human novel about what happens when a neighborhood’s plumbing fails—and the people living there can no longer ignore one another. Set in a cul-de-sac where pipes hum, toilets misbehave, and civic systems quietly step aside, the story follows Johnny Loo, a reluctant sensor whose body notices trouble before anyone else does. As pressure builds underground and above it, neighbors clash, improvise, and slowly learn that dignity is not a private matter—it’s shared infrastructure. Blending absurd humor with unexpected tenderness, Royal Flush Court explores chronic illness, aging, shame, and community resilience without flinching. Bathroom emergencies sit beside HOA meetings. Casseroles become tools of care. Listening turns out to matter more than fixing. This is a story about bodies and buildings, flow and blockage, and the quiet heroism of showing up when systems don’t. This is Volume I of the Royal Flush Court series.

Audiobook details

GenreGeneral Fiction

Length5 hrs 6 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateFeb 17, 2026

LanguageEnglish

1Title Page

10Chapter Eight: The Quiet Before

2Dedication

11Chapter Nine: Pressure Debt

3Chapter One: Welcome to Royal Flush Court

12Chapter Ten: The Day It Doesn't Hold

4Chapter Two: The Cartographer's Panic

13Chapter Eleven: The Presenting Problem

5Chapter Three: Lot Seven: The Adjacent Basement

14Chapter Twelve: Declaration of Need

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6Chapter Four: The Chamber of Stains

15Afterword

7Chapter Five: The Morning After

16About the Series

8Chapter Six: Cascade Warning

17Royal Flush Court: Tales from the Looverse

9Chapter Seven: The Break That Sees Back

About the author

Jez Loo

The League of Loo, created by Jez Loo, creates character-driven stories about dignity, infrastructure, and the strange ways communities hold each other together when systems fail. Blending absurd humor with lived experience, their work explores bathrooms, bodies, and belonging without flinching. Royal Flush Court is part of the Looverse, a growing world where compassion, comedy, and civic reality share the same pipes.View all by Jez Loo