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Procrastinate

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Procrastinate

Bradley Charbonneau

Procrastinate

Length56m

About this audiobook

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain Feeling overwhelmed by the “Just Do It!” and “Get It Done!” mindset?Is your secret whisper more like, “What if I just don’t do it?” Then this book is for you! What you’ll discover in this book: – Learn to feel good about not getting it done–ever!– Discover Passive Income Strategies based on the Procrastination Movement (see “To Do Lists”)– Create new calendars that (finally!) have days like “Someday” and “Never” – And so much more! Finally a book that rewards laundry, binge watching, and really getting those shower tiles to sparkle. Let’s put the PRO in procrastinate! -- Grab your copy tomorrow! -- Seriously, what’s the rush? -- It’ll be there the next day, too. -- See, you’re learning already! Become a PRO Procrastinator tomorrow! Author’s Note: This is Book #1 in the “Impossible Series: A Parody of S(h)elf Help.” It’s a humorous play on the “Repossible” Series (a 14-book collection of personal transformation) as a result of the “Book in a Weekend” challenge which uses Improv Comedy techniques to take the book you really want to write and to first … write the opposite book.

Audiobook details

GenreSelf-Help, Psychology

Length56 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateSep 17, 2023

LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Foreword

13Sooner or Later

2Preface

14Someday

3Acknowledgement

15When I Retire

4Wait, what?

16Tomorrow

5Bonus Content

17One Day

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61. Just Do It

18Eventually

72. Tomorrow

19In Future

83. Just Don’t Do It

20Sometime

94. I Put the PRO in Procrastinate

21Never

105. Laughter

22Bonus Content Revisited

11Afterword

23About the Author

12Bonus Section for the Paperback!

24Also by Bradley Charbonneau

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Bradley Charbonneau

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Series

Impossible | A Parody of S(h)elf Help of the Repossible Self-Help Series

Impossible | A Parody of S(h)elf Help of the Repossible Self-Help SeriesBook 1 of 1

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