Audio only
Please Let Me Help
“Helpful” Letters to the World’s Most Wonderful BrandsBy Zack SternwalkerNarrated by Keith SzarabajkaLength2h 10m
About this audiobook
Rebuilding a life by sending absurd letters
Zack is unemployed, overweight, recently divorced, and lives with his mother. Whilst a lesser man would wither away in emo-laden angst, Zack has found inspiration during this difficult stretch of life. A renaissance man, Zack conjures up brilliant ideas (soap on a rope, a Sammy Davis, Jr. biopic starring Tom Cruise, vases of flowers in Port-a-Potties nationwide), offers services (babysitter for Sophia Coppola, compiler and burner for a Beatles Best-of), and attempts to woo unsuspecting ladies with his lifelike sketches of firearms. Please Let Me Help is a collection of letters Zack has written to companies, actors, directors, his local police department, Hulk Hogan, Canada, and scores of other easy targets. Some write back; most don’t. Please Let Me Help shows how we can turn our weakest moments into creative opportunities and never give up hope!
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length2 hrs 10 mins
Narrated byKeith Szarabajka
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateNov 13, 2018
LanguageEnglish
The Facts of MidlifeRobyn Peterman4h 49m$15
Chaos in a CoupeDivya Dugar9h 18m$18 · $0.00
The Life of DaiDai Henwood, Jaquie Brown8h 2m$26 · $0.00
Poems of ParentingLoryn Brantz42m4.0 (1)$9 · $0.00
The Complete Novels of Mark Twain (Illustrated) (Annotated)Mark Twain154h 22m$2 · $0.00
What If? 10th Anniversary EditionRandall Munroe7h 29m$23
Welcome to PawneeJim O'Heir6h 24m$24 · $0.00
Going PostalTerry Pratchett13h 36m$33 · $0.00
Woman UninterruptedBrodie Kane7h 1m$24 · $0.00
1984 & Animal Farm (Annotated)George Orwell15h 54m$3 · $0.00
Kingsblood Royal (Annotated)Sinclair Lewis14h 42m$2 · $0.00
Hot Cowgirl Sh*tLacie Evans2h 15m$15
This Is Going to HurtAdam Kay5h 47m$24 · $0.00
MAKE WAY FOR LUCIA - Complete Mapp and Lucia Series (6 Novels & 2 Short Stories)E. F. Benson60h 25m$1 · $0.00
You Will Get Through This NightDaniel Howell6h 56m$24 · $0.00
Northanger Abbey (Annotated)Jane Austen10h 7m$2 · $0.00
My Dear HamiltonStephanie Dray, Laura Kamoie23h 7m$46 · $0.00
THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS & SCREWTAPE PROPOSES A TOAST (Annotated)C. S. Lewis5h 6m$2 · $0.00
The Night Before Christmas at Dunder MifflinBrian Baumgartner, Ben Silverman6m$4 · $0.00
The Complete Novels of G. K. Chesterton (Annotated)G. K. Chesterton58h 29m$3 · $0.00
You may also like
Seductio Ad Absurdum (Annotated)Emily Hahn4h 1m$2 · $0.00
The Roycroft Dictionary, Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy DaysElbert Hubbard1h 58m$2 · $0.00
Is Sex Necessary? Or, Why You Feel the Way You DoJames Thurber, E. B. White3h 5m$20
GlopGabrielle Moss4h 16m$20 · $0.00
The Genial Idiot: His Views and ReviewsJohn Kendrick Bangs3h 50m$2.30
Notes From the Bathroom LineAmy Solomon6h 44m$24 · $0.00
How To Do Everything WrongSteve Pavlina24m$3 · $0.00
Nuts and NutcrackersCharles James Lever6h 28m$2 · $0.00
Gay Life (Unabridged) (Annotated)E. M. Delafield11h 36m$2 · $0.00
Race Me in a Lobster SuitKelly Mahon2h 55m$17 · $0.00
The Man Who Knew Coolidge (Annotated)Sinclair Lewis6h 49m$2 · $0.00
ClocksJerome K. Jerome26m$2.30 · $0.00
A Wodehouse Miscellany: Articles & StoriesP. G. Wodehouse3h 22m$2.30 · $0.00
Literary LapsesStephen Leacock5h 24m$1 · $0.00
The Descent of Man and Other StoriesEdith Wharton7h 49m$2.30
Elogio della FolliaErasmo da3h 52m$3.50 · $0.00
Is sex necessary?E.B. White, James Thurber3h 3m$2 · $0.00
A Satire AnthologyCarolyn Wells9h 37m$2.30
Frenzied FictionStephen Leacock6h 13m$1 · $0.00
Comic History of EnglandBill Nye3h 45m$2 · $0.00