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Please Let Me Help
“Helpful” Letters to the World’s Most Wonderful BrandsBy Zack SternwalkerNarrated by Keith Szarabajka
Length2h 10m
About this audiobook
Rebuilding a life by sending absurd letters
Zack is unemployed, overweight, recently divorced, and lives with his mother. Whilst a lesser man would wither away in emo-laden angst, Zack has found inspiration during this difficult stretch of life. A renaissance man, Zack conjures up brilliant ideas (soap on a rope, a Sammy Davis, Jr. biopic starring Tom Cruise, vases of flowers in Port-a-Potties nationwide), offers services (babysitter for Sophia Coppola, compiler and burner for a Beatles Best-of), and attempts to woo unsuspecting ladies with his lifelike sketches of firearms. Please Let Me Help is a collection of letters Zack has written to companies, actors, directors, his local police department, Hulk Hogan, Canada, and scores of other easy targets. Some write back; most don’t. Please Let Me Help shows how we can turn our weakest moments into creative opportunities and never give up hope!
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length2 hrs 10 mins
Narrated byKeith Szarabajka
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateNov 13, 2018
LanguageEnglish
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