No, The Horse (Don't Worry, I Won't Shoot You)

A Rawlins Saga NovelBy Mike Richwine
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Length8h 11m

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No, The Horse (Don’t Worry, I Won’t Shoot You) follows the lives of Chester “Chet” Rawlins and Mary Ellen as they build a future in the turbulent decades following World War II. From the garages of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway to the ranch lands and oil fields of Texas, the Rawlins family navigates ambition, risk, and the unpredictable forces of business and family life. At the center of the story is the partnership between Chet and Mary Ellen—two strong-willed people whose marriage must carry the weight of opportunity, loyalty, and the consequences of bold decisions. Blending racing history, ranch life, and the rise of the postwar oil economy, this novel captures a time when fortunes were made by those willing to live a little closer to the edge.

Audiobook details

GenreHistorical Fiction
Length8 hrs 11 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 9, 2026
LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Opening credits
26Chapter 8:
2Prologue
27Bremond and Madisonville
3Part 1: Speedway 1960
28Mary Ellen’s First Letter to Chet
4Chapter 1:
29Chet’s Reply
5May 1960—Speedway, Indiana
30Mary Ellen’s Second Letter
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6Chapter 2:
31Golden Stagecoach
7May 1960
32The Journey into the Thicket
8Qualifying Week
33War on the Horizon
9Race Eve
34Oil, oil, oil
10Race Day
35November 1939
11The Snake Pit and the Infield
36Madisonville, Texas
12Chapter 3:
37The Dance-Chester
13The Collapse: The Final Souvenir Edition
38The Winter of Letters
14Part 2: Texas Roots, 1935—1941
39The Weeks of January
15Chapter 4:
40Chester’s World Tightens
16Summer 1935 — Thirteen-Year-Old Chester Clayton Rawlins
41Stars Over the Coliseum
17Chapter 5:
42The Singing Cowboy
18Beginnings: First Roads, First Risks
43Rice After Dark
19Chapter 6:
44Part 3: Wartime, 1941—1945
20Boom Years
45Chapter 9:
21The Boom Years (1935–1950)
46Summoned to Washington
22A Man Has to Outrun His Problems
47The Pan Am Flight
23Learning to Move Faster
48Washington
24Chapter 7:
49The Confidential Directive
25Chet Meets Mary Ellen
50The Midnight Haul

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