No One Asked You to Rescue Me
A Grumpy Dragon, a Stubborn Princess, and a Very Confused KnightBy Wynn Valentine
Length6h 16m
About this audiobook
A grumpy dragon, a sunshine princess, and a knight who was definitely not prepared for this rescue mission.
Ronan, golden boy of the kingdom and knight in shining armor, has trained his whole life for the ultimate quest—rescue the kidnapped princess, slay the dragon, and return victorious. There’s just one problem: Princess Imogene does not want to be rescued.
For the past two years, Imogene has been living quite happily in Kazimir the Dreaded’s lair—much to the ancient dragon’s exasperation. She wasn’t kidnapped so much as she wandered in, and now she has a hoard (of interesting rocks), a reluctant guardian (who sighs a lot), and a perfectly good tea setup (which Ronan keeps disrupting).
Now, Ronan refuses to leave without her, Imogene refuses to go, and Kazimir is one dramatic eye-roll away from setting the entire kingdom on fire. But as Ronan spends more time in the cave, he starts wondering if the real danger isn’t the dragon—it’s how easy it would be to stay.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
GenreRomance, Fairy Tales and Folklore
Length6 hrs 16 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 12, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
21. The Idiot Arrives
32. The Princess Continues to Be a Menace
43. The Fire Is Mine, Find Your Own Warmth
54. The Knight Attempts an Escape (Fails Miserably)
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65. The Hoard Debate (And Why I Am Always Right)
76. The Wyvern Declares War (Again)
87. The Magic of Dragons Is Not Your Business
98. The Mead Incident (I Nearly Had to Bury Him)
109. The Prophecy I Do Not Have (Shut Up, Elias)
1110. The Almost-Kiss (Which I Was Forced to Witness)
1211. The Egg Is Just a Decoration (Stop Asking About It)
1312. The Town Makes a Fool of the Knight (Again)
1413. The Confession (Finally, I Can Have Some Peace)
1514. The Unwanted Rescue Mission
1615. The Knight Returns (I Suppose That’s Fine)
1716. The Hoard Gains Another Idiot
18Epilogue: The Hoard Is Full. No More Strays
19Thank you!
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