No Money, No Casket
An Age Gap Mafia RomanceBy Vin Paladino
Length9h 13m
About this audiobook
Elio Bianchi has spent nine years in a funeral home quietly refusing to become the kind of man who gets a funeral home. Then the head of the Marchesi family dies, Elio gets the funeral, and the old man's will names him executor. Attached to the estate is Carmela Marchesi, thirty-six years younger than her husband was, in four years of black and a very clear idea of where the money went. The family wants Elio to swear in. Carmela wants him to move two million six out from under them before the succession closes. They have nine days, a crematorium, a flower wholesaler, and a stranger's casket. She asks him at the end of it whether he wants her or his career. He says both, which is the wrong answer, and the man who paid for it was the only person in the room who was telling the truth.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Mystery and Thriller
Length9 hrs 13 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 26, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Prologue
12Eleven
2One
13Twelve
3Two
14Thirteen
4Three
15Fourteen
5Four
16Fifteen
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6Five
17Sixteen
7Six
18Seventeen
8Seven
19Eighteen
9Eight
20Nineteen
10Nine
21Twenty
11Ten
22About the author
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