No Fangs, No Flowers
A Vampire Arranged Marriage RomanceBy Beatrix Halloway
Length12h 25m
About this audiobook
Lila Brandt has arranged flowers for forty weddings and attended none of them. Then the Halloran family pays off her shop's mortgage for one service: marry Ellis Halloran, the family's youngest son, in a quiet civic ceremony so he inherits his grandmother's estate before his brother contests it. Ellis is a hundred and forty, works as a rare-book appraiser, and has dodged marriage for a century because of one human he met in 1972. Lila agrees for the mortgage and plans a clean annulment. She doesn't plan on roommates, then friendship, then something she won't name. When the estate hearing forces her to testify, she has to decide whether the marriage is still pretend. It isn't.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Fantasy
Length12 hrs 25 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 26, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Cast of Characters
12Ten
2Prologue
13Eleven
3One
14Twelve
4Two
15Thirteen
5Three
16Fourteen
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6Four
17Fifteen
7Five
18Sixteen
8Six
19Seventeen
9Seven
20Eighteen
10Eight
21Epilogue
11Nine
22About the author
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