No Coffin, No Courtesy
A Dark Modern Vampire Stalker RomanceBy Ilse Brand
Length11h 47m
About this audiobook
Marisol Vega audits banks. She trusts ledgers more than people. Then her firm is sold, and she finds her own childhood address in the handwriting of a stranger.
The stranger is Emil. He is a vampire, he is patient, and he has been writing her file for twenty-five years.
She does what an auditor does. She collects. She documents. She builds a case that will bring him before the only court that could ever convict him.
He watches her assemble it. He waits. He's not afraid of the tribunal. He's afraid of nothing except her forgetting him.
A romantic, and get this — a vampire story — a dark modern vampire stalker romance for readers who like their love letters filed under evidence.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Fantasy
Length11 hrs 47 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 26, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Content Warning
11Nine
2Prologue
12Ten
3One
13Eleven
4Two
14Twelve
5Three
15Thirteen
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6Four
16Fourteen
7Five
17Fifteen
8Six
18Epilogue
9Seven
19About the author
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