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Married Men
A Calm Man Quietly Collects Britain’s Most Respectable Married MenBy Rory Calder
Length2h 16m
About this audiobook
A calm, married man quietly collects Britain’s most respectable married men — priests, lords, executives — exposing their secrets one surrender at a time.
Darkly funny, unflinchingly explicit, and quietly devastating.
The ring still fits.
The results are still arriving.
Married Men is a cold, merciless satire of British class and institutional hypocrisy told through clinical, explicit encounters. No redemption. No moral agenda. Tenderness only for the narrator's husband.
For adult readers only. Explicit sexual content, moral ambiguity, infidelity.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
Includes Goodreads
GenreGeneral Fiction, Humor
Length2 hrs 16 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMay 15, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Disclaimer
2Part I: The Novitiate
3Part II: The Married Men
4Part III: The Wedding and the Afterlife
5Part IV: The Permanent Collection
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6Epilogue
7Acknowledgements
8Call to action
9About the Author
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