Marriage Rules!
The Hilarious Handbook for Surviving MarriageBy Ryan O'Quinn
Length3h 4m
About this audiobook
Getting Married? Newlyweds? Been Married for 50 years? Whether you are currently in the throes of wedded bliss or you aspire to walk the aisle one day, this book will give you a hilarious perspective to navigate the ups-and-downs and sometimes sideways roller coaster ride we call marriage.
You start with a fairytale idea of what marriage will be like; then reality and life happens… and all that entails. By finding the humor in everyday situations, comedian Ryan O'Quinn has discovered the secret to happily ever after. Only a finely honed sense of humor can help you survive the insanity of the M word!
Regardless of your station, you can count on these 150 "rules" of marriage happening to you. Such as:
You will learn to clap loudly for your spouse.
Love scenes in the movies are not realistic!
Men want to be on a throne, women want to be on a pedestal… and they both want alone time on the toilet.
You will need to date your spouse.
Marriage is a contract for someone else to call you out on your junk.
This is
not the person you married...and that is okay.
Husbands will lie about golf and dinners.
Audiobook details
GenreSpirituality and Religion, Humor
Length3 hrs 4 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateNov 1, 2015
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
43Rule #36
2Newlyweds
44Rule #37
3Rule #1
45Rule #38
4Rule #2
46Rule #39
5Rule #3
47Better Half
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6Rule #4
48Rule #40
7Rule #5
49Rule #41
8Venus vs. Mars
50Rule #42
9Rule #6
51Rule #43
10Rule #7
52Rule #44
11Rule #8
53Rule #45
12Rule #9
54Rule #46
13Rule #10
55Rule #47
14Rule #11
56Home
15Rule #12
57Rule #48
16Rule #13
58Rule #49
17Communication
59Rule #50
18Rule #14
60Rule #51
19Rule #15
61Rule #52
20Rule #16
62Rule #53
21Rule #17
63Happy Wife = Happy Life
22Rule #18
64Rule #54
23Rule #19
65Rule #55
24Rule #20
66Rule #56
25Kids
67Rule #57
26Rule #21
68Rule #58
27Rule #22
69Rule #59
28Rule #23
70My Bad
29Rule #24
71Rule #60
30Rule #25
72Rule #61
31Rule #26
73Rule #62
32Rule #27
74Rule #63
33Rule #28
75Rule #64
34Money
76Rule #65
35Rule #29
77Happily Ever After
36Rule #30
78Rule #66
37Rule #31
79Rule #67
38Rule #32
80Rule #68
39Bedroom
81Rule #69
40Rule #33
82Rule #70
41Rule #34
83Rule #71
42Rule #35
84Quick Reference Guide
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