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Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be A-Holes
Unfiltered Advice on How to Raise Awesome KidsBy Karen AlpertNarrated by Gabra ZackmanLength4h 35m
About this audiobook
Do you ever feel like you’re failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you.
From the creator of Baby Sideburns and I Heart My Little A-Holes (and the creator of two kids who once were little a-holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings), Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes is a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesn’t always know WTF she’s doing. Just like you.
Featuring side-splittingly funny pictures, stories, and chapters like:
You Are Not Your Kiddo's Servant
Picasso's Mom Didn't Tell Him to Draw the Eyes in the Right Place
Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Cost Thousands in Therapy
If They Say "I Hate You," Then You're Probably Doing It RightMamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes will make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and feel like you’re having coffee (and a little sumpin' in it) with a best friend who has some of the answers to THE hardest job on earth: parenting. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you get the a-hole out of your kids*
*not a guarantee
Audiobook details
GenreSelf-Help, Humor
Length4 hrs 35 mins
Narrated byGabra Zackman
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateApr 27, 2021
LanguageEnglish
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