Length7h 27m
About this audiobook
A zoologist recounts his bizarre experiences collecting specimens for the Bronx Park in this satirical collection of early science fiction tales. The protagonist encounters a variety of cryptozoological oddities, including the UX (an extinct bird) and sea monsters, often while distracted by a pretty face. The stories are lighthearted and absurdist, poking fun at the dry academic world and the romantic tropes of the era. It showcases a whimsical side of the author better known for his horror, blending biology with screwball comedy.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.6 (922)
Includes Goodreads, Amazon, LibraryThing, StoryGraph
GenreScience Fiction, Humor
Length7 hrs 27 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJan 24, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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