How to Borrow a Dog
The fantastic world adventure of Tarnasay Evermore - a 'Professional Borrower.'By Trent Martin KirchnerRecorded TrackLength8h 2m
About this audiobook
Tarnasay Evermore is a professional borrower.
A mysterious, long-time menace to authorities, he sees the world very differently.
Despised by some, idolised by others – his penchant for borrowing, enjoying and then
returning expensive, exclusive items of pleasure in society has been well-documented. Then one day, he decides to borrow something very big and very famous,
and becomes an international phenomenon.
An outrageous thing. An international
headline-making thing. A thing like billionaire gambler Maxie Burgess’s famous
superyacht, Ubetcha.
Hunted for not only taking the famous Ubetcha – but more dangerously, for inspiring
“copycat crimes” and “a worldwide, underground movement of anarchistic criminal
pranksters” – he must be caught.
How to Borrow a Dog is a rich, modern fable full of humour and escapism that reflects
on much of the world’s enduring romance with materialism, how we live our lives and
what we truly value.
Audiobook details
GenreGeneral Fiction, Action and Adventure
Length8 hrs 2 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateMay 2, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Prologue
20Planet shed
2Credits
21Captain Swift visits the Gulf of Aden
3Opening
22Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 3)
4Ubetcha
23Backyard beats
5Col Barrington
24Port of New York
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6The Introduction
25Jimi Hendrix's 1968 Stratocaster
7The Plan
26The Venkmann Equation [DJ Set] 11.45pm Live, Barclays Center, 620 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY
8The unexpected influence of Uncle Lou
27Captain Swift drops anchor
9The Heist
28The Pleasure Recycling Co.
10Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 1)
29Lord Evermore and The Burg Katz, St.Goarshausen, Rhineland–Palatinate, Germany
11Mental furnishings
30Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 4)
12The Dispensary
31Thairnearzie Evermore, Director of Betterment, The Pleasure Recycling Co.
13A yellow smiley face
32Archie Spears
14To the tune of Chiang Mai
33Channel Tarnasay
15Col
34The Art of Borrowing
16Island in the rice fields
35Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 5)
17The Courtyard Plaque
36The Collision
18Cruella, the mistreated circus monkey
37Neatly folded little notes
19Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 2)
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