How to Borrow a Dog
The fantastic world adventure of Tarnasay Evermore - a 'Professional Borrower.'By Trent Martin KirchnerRecorded TrackLength8h 2m
About this audiobook
Tarnasay Evermore is a professional borrower.
A mysterious, long-time menace to authorities, he sees the world very differently.
Despised by some, idolised by others – his penchant for borrowing, enjoying and then
returning expensive, exclusive items of pleasure in society has been well-documented. Then one day, he decides to borrow something very big and very famous,
and becomes an international phenomenon.
An outrageous thing. An international
headline-making thing. A thing like billionaire gambler Maxie Burgess’s famous
superyacht, Ubetcha.
Hunted for not only taking the famous Ubetcha – but more dangerously, for inspiring
“copycat crimes” and “a worldwide, underground movement of anarchistic criminal
pranksters” – he must be caught.
How to Borrow a Dog is a rich, modern fable full of humour and escapism that reflects
on much of the world’s enduring romance with materialism, how we live our lives and
what we truly value.
Audiobook details
GenreGeneral Fiction, Action and Adventure
Length8 hrs 2 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateMay 2, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Prologue
2Credits
3Opening
4Ubetcha
5Col Barrington
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6The Introduction
7The Plan
8The unexpected influence of Uncle Lou
9The Heist
10Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 1)
11Mental furnishings
12The Dispensary
13A yellow smiley face
14To the tune of Chiang Mai
15Col
16Island in the rice fields
17The Courtyard Plaque
18Cruella, the mistreated circus monkey
19Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 2)
20Planet shed
21Captain Swift visits the Gulf of Aden
22Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 3)
23Backyard beats
24Port of New York
25Jimi Hendrix's 1968 Stratocaster
26The Venkmann Equation [DJ Set] 11.45pm Live, Barclays Center, 620 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY
27Captain Swift drops anchor
28The Pleasure Recycling Co.
29Lord Evermore and The Burg Katz, St.Goarshausen, Rhineland–Palatinate, Germany
30Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 4)
31Thairnearzie Evermore, Director of Betterment, The Pleasure Recycling Co.
32Archie Spears
33Channel Tarnasay
34The Art of Borrowing
35Sam’s Neverending Day Off (Part 5)
36The Collision
37Neatly folded little notes
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