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Cosmic Banditos
A Contrabandista's Quest for the Meaning of LifeBy Allan C. WeisbeckerNarrated by Ray PorterLength5h 59m
About this audiobook
Mr.Quark is a down-on-his-luck pot smuggler hiding out in the mountains of Columbia with his dog, High Pockets, and a small band of banditos led by the irascible José. Only months before, these three and their fearless associates were rolling millions in cash and high grade marijuana, eluding prosecution on “ridiculously false” drug and terrorism charges. But times have quickly grown lean, and to liven up their exile, José decides to mug a family of American tourists. Among the spoils are physics texts, which launch Mr. Quark on a sidesplitting, boisterous adventure north to California, where he confronts the owner of the books with his own theories on relativity, the nature of the universe and looking for the meaning of life in all the wrong places.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, General Fiction, Action and Adventure
Length5 hrs 59 mins
Narrated byRay Porter
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateOct 9, 2009
LanguageEnglish
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