Mature
Length1h 13m
About this audiobook
"Dear Santa… all I want for Christmas is one real orgasm."
Celeste never meant for anyone to read the note she drunkenly dropped in the mailbox.
She definitely didn’t expect an answer. But someone is listening. Mysterious gifts begin to arrive, silk blindfolds, vibrating toys, a gold key that unlocks pleasures she has only ever imagined.
Her polite, predictable husband Mark is suddenly interested in things. Naughty things.
On Christmas Eve, the front door opens… and in walks Santa himself.
This Santa is nothing like the jolly old man from her childhood. He is dominant, demanding, and determined to teach her, and her unsuspecting husband, exactly what they’ve been missing.
Sometimes the naughtiest list gets the nicest reward.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance
Length1 hr 13 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateNov 29, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
6Chapter 5: The Key and the Gift
2Chapter 1: The Illusion of Perfection
7Chapter 6: Taking Control
3Chapter 2: The Barista, the Santa, and the Latte of Doom
8Chapter 7: The Real Santa Claus
4Chapter 3: The Finger Incident
9Epilogue: A Very Merry Kinkmas
5Chapter 4: The Holiday Party (and the Dildo Rescue Mission)
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