1Introduction
6Chapter 5: The Key and the Gift
2Chapter 1: The Illusion of Perfection
7Chapter 6: Taking Control
3Chapter 2: The Barista, the Santa, and the Latte of Doom
8Chapter 7: The Real Santa Claus
4Chapter 3: The Finger Incident
9Epilogue: A Very Merry Kinkmas
5Chapter 4: The Holiday Party (and the Dildo Rescue Mission)