Mature
Length1h 28m
About this audiobook
Ethan Caldwell had a simple plan for Christmas: drink cheap beer, ignore the fact that his ex-girlfriend stole his cat, and wallow in self-pity. Then, in a moment of drunken desperation, he sent an email to the North Pole begging for a "Christmas miracle."
He didn't expect a reply. He definitely didn't expect a six-foot-five intruder in tailored red velvet to break into his apartment, lock a collar around his neck, and redefine the meaning of "stocking stuffer."
Now Ethan has three days to survive family brunch, hide his new accessories from his mother, and figure out why he can't stop thinking about sitting on Santa's lap. He was straight on December 21st. By December 25th? He can explain. (Maybe).
Dear Santa (I Can Explain) is a cheeky, sexy, humorous gay awakening.
Straight-to-gay awakening
A dominant Daddy Santa
Praise kink & heavy "Good Boy" usage
Festive toys worn to family brunch
Edging under the Christmas tree
Magical home invasion
Collars, bells, and absolute ruin
Audiobook details
GenreRomance
Length1 hr 28 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateDec 2, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2Chapter 1 – The Letter (And the Desperation)
3Chapter 2 – The Arrival (And the Break-In)
4Chapter 3 – The First Lesson (And the First Blowjob)
5Chapter 4 – The Second Lesson (And the First Finger)
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6Chapter 5 – The Third Lesson (And the First Fuck)
7Chapter 6 – The Aftermath (And the Denial)
8Chapter 7 – How Ethan Learned to Fear Wooden Chairs
9Chapter 8 – Christmas Day: The American Gauntlet of Cheer
10Epilogue
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