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A cynical, fortune-hunting young man sets his sights on an heiress known more for her physical size and massive bank account than her charm. His calculated plan to marry for money takes a bizarre turn when a unique financial proposition ties his potential wealth directly to her fluctuating weight. The comedic yet biting social commentary exposes the absurd lengths to which society will go for immense greed. As he spends time with his target, genuine affection threatens to derail his entirely mercenary scheme. The collision of shallow ambition and unexpected romance creates a uniquely entertaining spectacle.
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Rating★★★ 2.6 (11)
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GenreHumor
Length7 hrs 15 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1HER WEIGHT IN GOLD
9QUIDDLERS THREE
2THE MAID AND THE BLADE
10CHAPTER I: THE THREE VAN WINKLES
3MR. HAMSHAW'S LOVE AFFAIR
11CHAPTER II: THE GRAND DUCHESS
4THE GREEN RUBY
12CHAPTER III: THE TWINS
5THE GLOAMING GHOSTS
13CHAPTER IV: ALL VAN WINKLES
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6PART I
14THE LATE MR. TAYLOR
7PART II
15THE TEN DOLLAR BILL: A CHRISTMAS STORY
8WHEN GIRL MEETS GIRL
16IMPRINT | DISCLAIMER
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