Length8h 57m
About this audiobook
Alex Breisburg notices everything. The seven red chimes of a smoke detector. The freckles on a stranger's nose. Every idiom he doesn't understand goes into a notebook — thirty-seven entries under "cat got your tongue" alone. What he doesn't notice, until far too late, is the exact moment his marriage becomes a crime scene.
His wife is dead. His best friend knows a guy. The guy knows a woman they call the Cleaner — beautiful, expensive, and feline in ways that keep refusing to stay metaphorical. Her fee is steep. Her interest in Alex is steeper. As he sinks into blackmail, blackouts, and a mind he can no longer fully trust, one question tightens around him: is he a grieving husband, a murderer, or prey?
A darkly funny, devastating noir told from inside an autistic-ADHD mind, Happiness Unintentional asks what happens when the man who catalogues everything can no longer trust his own entries.
Audiobook details
GenreMystery and Thriller, Psychology
Length8 hrs 57 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateJul 19, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1A Note on Language
8Chapter 6: Be Proactive
2Chapter 1: Happiness Unintentional
9Chapter 6.5: The Delirium
3Chapter 2: Begin with the End in Mind
10Chapter 7: Find Your Voice
4Chapter 3: Think Win-Win
11Chapter 8: The Confrontation
5Chapter 4: The Cleaner Part 1
12Epilogue: The New Normal
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6Chapter 4: The Cleaner Part 2
13A Reader’s Companion: Clinical Terms and Resources
7Chapter 5: Synergize
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