Length1h 2m
About this audiobook
GOT CYBERSTALKERS? DIGITAL PREDATORS? TIME TO SPRAY ‘EM DOWN.
Under normal circumstances, 2:47 AM is reserved for sleep or eating string cheese in the dark. For Jarsah Beyan—an overworked caterer and independent artist—it was the moment she caught a slick website stealing her craft tutorials, pricing guides, and late-night typos.
When Jarsah sent a cease-and-desist, the grifters launched all-out war: fake reviews, search engine attacks, and family threats to intimidate her into online erasure.
They made one catastrophic miscalculation: pushing a meticulous maker into a corner.
Fear quickly turned into pure, artisanal spite. Armed with spreadsheets, trench-coat pettiness, and a giant can of Stalkers Be Gone*, Jarsah is serving up cold payback to cyber-predators and unhinged influencers.
Hilarious and wildly chaotic, this audiobook is the ultimate revenge anthem for creators taking down internet bullies. Hit play and spray those digital creeps away!
Audiobook details
GenreTrue Crime, Humor
Length1 hr 2 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 4, 2020
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Got CYBERSTALKERS?DIGITAL PREDATORS?GUIDE TO SURVIVING A DIGITAL AMBUSH
2The 2:47 AM Epiphany
3Five posts. Seven posts. Ten. Twelve. Fifteen.
4CHAPTER 1
5Subject: Congratulations! You’ve Been Selected for the Member Grant From: editorial@freelancingladies.org
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6To the Editorial Team at Freelancing Ladies:
7Jarsah Beyan Founder, Jarsahcreations.com / jarsahbeyan.com
8CHAPTER 2
9Google Alert: "Jarsah Beyan" New result found on ScamAdviser.com
10CHAPTER 3
11The Detective Rises (Coffee, Code, and the Art of the DMCA)
12Nothing. Zero records across all fifty U.S. states and international corporate registries.
13CHAPTER 4
14The Inheritance Trap (When Cyberstalking Meets Family Fiction)
15CHAPTER 5
16My first international target was The European Consumer Centre (ECC).
17CHAPTER 6
18The Evidence Archive (A DIY Toolkit for the Digitally Ambushed)
19CHAPTER 7
20What the Internet Taught Me (Turning Paranoia into Process)
21The Digital Survival Code & Final Reflections
22AUTHOR'S NOTE & LEGAL DISCLAIMER
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