Friendship Offboarding Protocols
A Procedural Dramedy About Emotional ComplianceBy Chris A. Piazza | Antherra™
Length1h 35m
About this audiobook
Some friendships don't end — they get processed. You stop calling and start managing, stop showing up and start maintaining, until the warmth has been replaced by a kind of administrative decency that neither person names. The protocol is the distance. And the worst part isn't that it happens — it's how reasonable it feels while it does.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, Psychology
Length1 hr 35 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 30, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2FRONT MATTER — NOTICE OF ENROLLMENT
3CHAPTER ONE — FIRST CLOSURE
4CHAPTER TWO — THE FIVE STAGES
5CHAPTER THREE — A FAMILIAR FORM
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6CHAPTER FOUR — MUTUAL EMOTIONAL HAZARD
7CHAPTER FIVE — EMOTIONAL NDAs
8CHAPTER SIX — UNAUTHORIZED INTIMACY
9CHAPTER SEVEN — AUDIT MIRROR
10CHAPTER EIGHT — SELF-TERMINATION
11BACK MATTER — NOTICE OF RETURN / FORM 999
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