When a three-thousand-year-old vampire falls for an Italian girl, his garlic allergy is a problem.
Tessa Romano should have known better. The dating profile red flags were all there: works nights, hates garlic, literally named Vlad. But she swiped right anyway, because apparently disaster energy is genetic.
Now she's in love with a vampire who can't eat Sunday dinner with her family without exploding. And in an Italian household where Nonna's cooking is sacred, that's a deal breaker.
Vlad's desperate enough to try anything. Which turns out to be a mistake.
Because some curses are worse than allergies. And demons have a twisted sense of humour.
A dark comedy about terrible life choices, even worse meatballs, and the kind of love that makes you do stupid things.
Book information
Genre
General Fiction, Humor
Length
1 hr 39 mins
Publish date
Dec 4, 2025
Language
English
About the Author
Harley Brick
Harley Brick writes short fiction about the exact moment everything goes sideways.
Every story starts the same way. What happens next? Well... this is bullshit.
When not writing about vampires addicted to Italian grandmas' cooking or Bigfoot looking for friends, Harley can be found drinking tea, hiking, reading a good book, and gardening.
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