1Chapter 1: What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?
19Chapter 19 Drive Faster
2Chapter 2: Adventures in the ER
20Chapter 20 A Walk in the Park with a Goat
3Chapter 3: The GOAT
21Chapter 21 Just Like Real Parents
4Chapter 4: My Neighbor is a Kidnapper
22Chapter 22 Food is Love
5Chapter 5: Avoid Getting Arrested
23Chapter 23 Do I Hate Football Now?
6Chapter 6: Apparently I Needed Another Job
24Chapter 24 Be Careful Which Lube You Choose
7Chapter 7 Parenting is Easy. JK
25Chapter 25 Worst Day of My Life
8Chapter 8: Baby lessons
26Chapter 26 The Last Patient I Wanted
9Chapter 9: This is a Set Up
27Chapter 27 It’s All Coming Together
10Chapter 10 Dream of Pain
28Chapter 28 Play Ball!
11Chapter 11 Parenting Hurts
29Chapter 29 Another Chance at Dinner
12Chapter 12 Daycare For Goats
30Chapter 30 Fancy Hotel Time
13Chapter 13 You Call That Work?
31Chapter 31 What Could Be
14Chapter 14 Football Isn’t Easy
32Chapter 32 Forced to Party
15Chapter 15 An Accidental Kiss
33Chapter 33 Forced Not to Party
16Chapter 16 Football isn’t easy
34Chapter 34 Party Time Decisions Have Consequences
17Chapter 17 Lake Houses are the Best
35Chapter 35 Come to the Game
18Chapter 18 Hot Tubs are H O T
36Chapter 36 Happily Ever After
