Length1h 5m
About this audiobook
Annabelle Morton didn’t scream when she snapped—she just lit a cigarette and started stabbing.
For 52 years, Annabelle has played the part: dutiful wife, quiet neighbor, reluctant cleaner of recliners coated in chip crumbs and spilled beer. But when a mysterious child sets up a yard sale in the dead of night next door—and strange, sermon-slinging figures begin crawling out of the shadows—Annabelle starts to feel something cracking.
Maybe it’s her patience.
Maybe it’s reality.
Maybe it’s her husband's skull if he doesn’t stop snoring.
As mysterious visitors arrive bearing gifts, sermons, and blood-soaked truths, Annabelle discovers the terrible power that comes with reclaiming her life… one cigarette, one corpse, one gardening tool at a time.
Early Birds Pay Double is a suburban descent into madness soaked in black comedy and creeping dread, it is the tale of a woman who’s done being overlooked—and is ready to make her husband pay double for it.
Audiobook details
GenreHorror, Mystery and Thriller
Length1 hr 5 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 4, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Intro
8SIX
2Author’s Note
9SEVEN
3ONE
10EIGHT
4TWO
11Down the Spiral
5THREE
12Newsletter
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