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Don't Get Too Excited
It's Just About a Pair of Shoes and Other Laments From My LifeBy Jen EpsteinNarrated by Jen Epstein
Length4h 54m
About this audiobook
Jen Epstein was born a worrier. As a child she worried her uvula would break off and she would swallow it and choke to death. Then she worried high voltage wires would get her. Eventually she was diagnosed with learning disabilities and later, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Smart but challenged, Jen navigates two years in Israel as a high school student and squabbling with technical support for her TV. She survives a two-night stay in the hospital, with all its dangers of contamination, and the nursing staff traipsing into her room at all hours of the night wanting her bodily fluids. Whether pondering motherhood or refusing to drink ice water in Costa Rica, Jen, with her self-deprecating humor, exposes her inner demons with stories that are sometimes heartbreaking and always deeply personal, tapping into the minutiae of her life with distinctive style and themes of universal appeal.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Biography and Memoir
Length4 hrs 54 mins
Narrated byJen Epstein
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateFeb 4, 2020
LanguageEnglish
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