Length6h 54m
About this audiobook
A young man faces the ultimate, paradoxical challenge: he must completely spend one million dollars in a single year without accumulating any assets, all to inherit a massive multi-million dollar fortune. What sounds like a dream quickly becomes a chaotic nightmare as his frantic efforts to squander cash are thwarted by surprisingly good investments and well-meaning friends. He must keep the terms a strict secret, making him appear completely insane to everyone he loves. This fast-paced, hilarious adventure turns the concept of wealth upside down in a desperate race against the calendar.
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Rating★★★★ 3.8 (2.8K)
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GenreHumor, General Fiction
Length6 hrs 54 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 5, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1A BIRTHDAY DINNER
26CHAPTER XIV
2CHAPTER II
27MRS. DE MILLE ENTERTAINS
3SHADES OF ALADDIN
28CHAPTER XV
4CHAPTER III
29THE CUT DIRECT
5MRS. AND MISS GRAY
30CHAPTER XVI
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6CHAPTER IV
31IN THE SUNNY SOUTH
7A SECOND
32CHAPTER XVII
8CHAPTER V
33THE NEW TENDERFOOT
9THE MESSAGE FROM JONES
34CHAPTER XVIII
10CHAPTER VI
35THE PRODIGAL AT SEA
11MONTY CRISTO
36CHAPTER XIX
12CHAPTER VII
37ONE HERO AND ANOTHER
13A LESSON IN TACT
38CHAPTER XX
14CHAPTER VIII
39LE ROI S'AMUSE
15THE FORELOCK OF TIME
40CHAPTER XXI
16CHAPTER IX
41FAIRYLAND
17LOVE AND A PRIZE-FIGHT
42CHAPTER XXII
18CHAPTER X
43PRINCE AND PEASANTS
19NAPOLEON OF FINANCE
44CHAPTER XXIII
20CHAPTER XI
45AN OFFER OF MARRIAGE
21COALS OF FIRE
46CHAPTER XXIV
22CHAPTER XII
47THE SHEIK'S STRATEGY
23CHRISTMAS DESPAIR
48CHAPTER XXV
24CHAPTER XIII
49THE RESCUE OF PEGGY
25A FRIEND IN NEED
50CHAPTER XXVI
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