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A young man is handed the challenge of a lifetime: he must completely squander a million dollars in a single year to inherit an even more astronomical fortune. The catch is that he cannot tell anyone about the arrangement, and he must have absolutely nothing to show for his spending at the end. What sounds like a dream quickly morphs into a frantic, anxiety-inducing nightmare as his investments accidentally turn profits and his friends try to save him from his apparent financial ruin. The exhausting race against time pushes him to the brink of madness. It is a brilliant, high-stakes exploration of the bizarre burden of infinite wealth.
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GenreHumor
Length6 hrs 54 mins
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Publish dateApr 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1CHAPTER I
36THE PRODIGAL AT SEA
2A BIRTHDAY DINNER
37CHAPTER XIX
3CHAPTER II
38ONE HERO AND ANOTHER
4SHADES OF ALADDIN
39CHAPTER XX
5CHAPTER III
40LE ROI S'AMUSE
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6MRS. AND MISS GRAY
41CHAPTER XXI
7CHAPTER IV
42FAIRYLAND
8A SECOND
43CHAPTER XXII
9CHAPTER V
44PRINCE AND PEASANTS
10THE MESSAGE FROM JONES
45CHAPTER XXIII
11CHAPTER VI
46AN OFFER OF MARRIAGE
12MONTY CRISTO
47CHAPTER XXIV
13CHAPTER VII
48THE SHEIK'S STRATEGY
14A LESSON IN TACT
49CHAPTER XXV
15CHAPTER VIII
50THE RESCUE OF PEGGY
16THE FORELOCK OF TIME
51CHAPTER XXVI
17CHAPTER IX
52MUTINY
18LOVE AND A PRIZE-FIGHT
53CHAPTER XXVII
19CHAPTER X
54A FAIR TRAITOR
20NAPOLEON OF FINANCE
55CHAPTER XXVIII
21CHAPTER XI
56A CATASTROPHE
22COALS OF FIRE
57CHAPTER XXIX
23CHAPTER XII
58THE PRODIGAL'S RETURN
24CHRISTMAS DESPAIR
59CHAPTER XXX
25CHAPTER XIII
60THE PROMISE OF THRIFT
26A FRIEND IN NEED
61CHAPTER XXXI
27CHAPTER XIV
62HOW THE MILLION DISAPPEARED
28MRS. DE MILLE ENTERTAINS
63CHAPTER XXXII
29CHAPTER XV
64THE NIGHT BEFORE
30THE CUT DIRECT
65CHAPTER XXXIII
31CHAPTER XVI
66THE FLIGHT OF JONES
32IN THE SUNNY SOUTH
67CHAPTER XXXIV
33CHAPTER XVII
68THE LAST WORD
34THE NEW TENDERFOOT
69IMPRINT | DISCLAIMER
35CHAPTER XVIII
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