Length1h 1m
About this audiobook
In a kitchen where breakfast items are far more intelligent than they appear, pancakes, waffles, toast, and even coffee begin to plot subtle rebellions. The human resident, guided by the cunning Sir Meowsalot, must navigate diplomacy, strategy, and the occasional flying pancake to survive each morning. Through chaos, negotiation, and the creation of the Treaty of Syrup, order is restored—though breakfast will never be simple again.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length1 hr 1 min
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
The Self EngineVictoria Moon1h 5m Only with Ultra
The Keeper of the WindVictoria Moon52m Only with Ultra
Whispers on Willow RoadVictoria Moon45m Only with Ultra
Accidental ComedyVictoria Moon48m Only with Ultra
Marlowe: The Town That WaitedVictoria Moon55m Only with Ultra
The Heart BeneathVictoria Moon56m3 (1) Only with Ultra
The Thinking SelfVictoria Moon1h 7m Only with Ultra
The Accidental Hero of BreadVictoria Moon51m Only with Ultra
A Crown Between UsVictoria Moon51m Only with Ultra
The Accidental AdventurerVictoria Moon49m Only with Ultra
The Whispering Forest AwakeningVictoria Moon1h Only with Ultra
The Listener of the Forgotten ForestVictoria Moon53m3 (1) Only with Ultra
Greybridge HouseVictoria Moon56m Only with Ultra
The Unexpected ConsultantVictoria Moon50m Only with Ultra
Shadows in the RainVictoria Moon1h 8m3 (1) Only with Ultra
Threads of the Vanishing LightVictoria Moon54m4 (1) Only with Ultra
The Notebook of Mild HeroismVictoria Moon53m3 (1) Only with Ultra
Honest ChaosVictoria Moon44m Only with Ultra
Bellington: A Town That Worked Exactly WrongVictoria Moon50m Only with Ultra
How to Test Negative for StupidJohn Kennedy8h 13m$28 · $0.00
Birdie & HarlowTaylor Wolfe7h 50m$26 · $0.00
TimeReaping in DeadwoodAnn Charles13h 2m$23
Santa's HusbandDaniel Kibblesmith, A P. Quach5m$4 · $0.00
The Complete Works of George OrwellGeorge Orwell115h 6m$2 · $0.00
The Facts of MidlifeRobyn Peterman4h 49m$15
Chaos in a CoupeDivya Dugar9h 18m$18 · $0.00
The Life of DaiDai Henwood, Jaquie Brown8h 2m$26 · $0.00
Poems of ParentingLoryn Brantz42m$9 · $0.00
What If? 10th Anniversary EditionRandall Munroe7h 29m$23
Jeeves and Wooster - Adventure CollectionP. G. Wodehouse24h 35m$1 · $0.00
Welcome to PawneeJim O'Heir6h 24m$24 · $0.00
Going PostalTerry Pratchett13h 36m$33 · $0.00
Woman UninterruptedBrodie Kane7h 1m$24 · $0.00
Hot Cowgirl Sh*tLacie Evans2h 15m$15
The Complete Novels of Mark Twain - 12 Books in One Volume (Illustrated Edition)Mark Twain155h 29m$2 · $0.00
You Will Get Through This NightDaniel Howell6h 56m$24 · $0.00
MAKE WAY FOR LUCIA - Complete Mapp and Lucia Series (6 Novels & 2 Short Stories)E. F. Benson60h 34m$2 · $0.00
My Dear HamiltonStephanie Dray, Laura Kamoie23h 7m$46 · $0.00
The Night Before Christmas at Dunder MifflinBrian Baumgartner, Ben Silverman6m$4 · $0.00
You may also like
Mr. Dooley's PhilosophyFinley Peter Dunne4h 46m$1 · $0.00
Poetry of the Anti-JacobinVarious16h 6m$2 · $0.00
Lincoln in CaricatureRufus Rockwell Wilson48m$2 · $0.00
The Benefits of Farting Explained & A Modest ProposalJonathan Swift1h 41m$1 · $0.00
Euclid and His Modern RivalsCharles Lutwidge Dodgson10h 31m$1 · $0.00
The Praise of FollyDesiderius Erasmus3h 48m$2 · $0.00
My Weirder-est School #7: Ms. Jo-Jo Is a Yo-Yo!Dan Gutman1h 13m$13 · $0.00
Ambrose Bierce: EpigramsAmbrose Bierce1h 44m$1 · $0.00
The HeroineEaton Stannard Barrett10h 21m$1 · $0.00
Domination and the Arts of ResistanceJames C. Scott10h 44m$25
The Silver Domino; Or, Side Whispers, Social and LiteraryMarie Corelli4h 5m$2 · $0.00
The Presidential FringeMark Stein8h 2m$23
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3R. H. Newell7h 54m$1 · $0.00
The Toys of Peace and Other PapersSaki, H. H. Munro6h 29m$2 · $0.00
The Madness of the Masses – 3 Classic Absurdist SatiresWilliam Dean Howells, James Fenimore Cooper, Rudyard Kipling25h 21m$1
Sliding into SinOtto Handley8h 6m$23
That’s Not Funny, That’s SickEllin Stein15h 22m$23
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3R. H. Newell8h 20m$1 · $0.00
The Complete Poems of Rudyard Kipling – 570+ Titles in One EditionRudyard Kipling21h 27m$2 · $0.00
Press CuttingsBernard Shaw1h 26m$1 · $0.00