Length5h 37m
About this audiobook
No ID. No entry. Even for the walking dead!
From popular East Side Boxing writer Maverick Fantana comes a hard-hitting dark comedy horror through an end-times outbreak in Chester. It’s Christmas Eve-Eve, and all our narrator wanted was to survive his final shift on the doors, drink hot chocolate, and get home. Instead, a nationwide lockdown hits, strange planes circle overhead, and nightlife turns into a bloodbath of biters, possessed degenerates, and hyper-aggressive clubbers.
Armed with a single ankle boot, a Santa hat, hand sanitiser, and pure working-class manliness, he joins forces with a crew of doorlads—Tosh, Little James, Ameer, TKO, and Hash—to defend On the Wall and clear St John Street. Packed with heavy hits, authentic door banter, Holy-name exorcisms, and relentless undead beatdowns, Bouncers versus Zombies is an action-packed survival story where staying alive means throwing hands with the apocalypse. Last orders at the end of the world!
Audiobook details
GenreHorror, Action and Adventure
Length5 hrs 37 mins
Narrated byRecorded Track
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateAug 7, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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