6CHAPTER 3: Sheppie
19CHAPTER 16: Maybe avoid the woods in Rhinelander
7CHAPTER 4: Beard vs. Burger
20CHAPTER 17: Dimples
8CHAPTER 5: Save the Puppies
21EPILOGUE: Free lunch at the dog park
9CHAPTER 6: You just can’t have nice things
22AUTHOR NOTE
10CHAPTER 7: It has *what?*
23WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA READ AFTER THIS?
11CHAPTER 8: Who doesn’t love Lemonade?
24DEDICATION
12CHAPTER 9: Marked
25Copyright
13CHAPTER 10: Beware of Hodags… Especially at the Grocery Store
26ABOUT THE AUTHOR
