Do It Like an Animal: Relationship Advice from Lions

By Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom

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Length1h 8m

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Heard from five miles away. Sleeps 20 hours and gives everything in the other four. His mate does 90 percent of the hunting. Cubs nurse from any female. A coalition of brothers fights to the death for each other. And when a rival approaches, the entire pride roars in unison — because the listening pride counts every voice before deciding whether to walk in. Each chapter delivers jaw-dropping lion science, brain chemistry breakdowns, real pride stories, and a Duktor Tsom's Rx — a practical prescription you can fill this week, plus a "To level up" challenge when you're ready for more. Whether single, dating, or partnered — if a 420-pound predator can forgive a bloody fight with a head rub before the wounds dry, you can probably close the distance after an argument. Part of the Do It Like an Animal series.

Audiobook details

GenreSelf-Help, Humor

Length1 hr 8 mins

Narrated bySelect Your Own

FormateBook with Audio

Publish dateMar 22, 2026

LanguageEnglish

1Title and Disclaimer Page

11Chapter 7: The Male Who Leads by Serving Holds the Pride Twice as Long — Lead with Lion Sacrifice

2Series Description

12Chapter 8: A Lion’s Mane Signals His Health, Age, and Strength Without Saying a Word — Signal with Lion Presence

3Who This Series is For

13Chapter 9: Lions Reconcile After Fights by Head-Rubbing and Grooming Each Other — Forgive with Lion Grace

4Introduction

14Chapter 10: A Pride’s Territory Can Span 100 Square Miles and Every Border Is Marked — Build with Lion Territory

5Chapter 1: A Lion’s Roar Reaches 114 Decibels and Can Be Heard 5 Miles Away — Assert with Lion Boundaries

15Chapter 11: When a Rival Male Approaches, the Entire Pride Roars in Unison — Unite with Lion Solidarity

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6Chapter 2: Lionesses Hunt as a Team and Feed the Entire Pride — Collaborate with Lion Strategy

16Chapter 12: A Coalition of Brothers Will Fight to the Death for Each Other’s Pride — Inspire with Lion Legacy

7Chapter 3: A Male Lion Patrols Up to 100 Square Miles Every Night to Protect His Pride — Guard with Lion Devotion

17Conclusion: Roar With the Pride

8Chapter 4: Lionesses Nurse Each Other’s Cubs So No Mother Carries the Weight Alone — Nurture with Lion Care

18Bonus Section: Lion-Inspired Date Ideas

9Chapter 5: Lions Sleep 20 Hours a Day Because They Give Everything in the Other 4 — Rest with Lion Intention

19Bonus Section: Lion-Inspired Relationship Exercises

10Chapter 6: Adult Lions Still Wrestle, Chase, and Ambush Each Other for Fun — Play with Lion Joy

20About the Author

About the author

Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom

Old for an otter’s 20–28-year lifespan—and akin to a human’s late 50s, Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom, your otterly qualified Advisor of Wild & Domesticated Affection, brings 15 years of expertise guiding humans, squirrels, jellyfish, and more to thrive in relationships. Named “Duktor” by his mother to mock quack vets who urged culling him for a birth defect, he trained at the owl-run WiseWing Conservatory, earning the Silver Whisker Award for innovative relationship strategies. With a decade left to counsel, he explores the unique love lives of all creatures for his Do It Like an Animal series.View all by Duktor Anamel Magnis Tsom