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A Parody Romance
Lady Honoria Culpepper has always done the proper thing— up until the night she’s caught kissing a highwayman during a robbery. Now the ton believes she’s been abducted, ravished, and possibly married. Honoria would very much like everyone to stop talking about it.
Unfortunately, the highwayman in question refuses to disappear quietly.
Gabriel “Dreadmoor” Everleigh is a rake, a scoundrel, and possibly a menace to society. He hadn’t meant to ruin anyone’s reputation—but since he has, he might as well seduce the lady in question. For justice. And fun.
But when Honoria returns from a mysterious absence carrying a baby and absolutely no explanation, society loses its collective mind. Now there are wagers, duels, fainting debutantes, and a goose in the church rafters. Gabriel, for his part, is spiraling—emotionally, romantically, and possibly into fatherhood.
She’s lying. He’s panicking. The baby is innocent (probably).
And the goose? The goose has seen things.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor, Romance
Length5 hrs 12 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 26, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
2An Earnest and Entirely Sensible Preface
3Chapter 1: A Highway Robbery (And a Scandalous Misunderstanding)
4Chapter 2: A Library, A Lady, and A Very Inconvenient Scandal
5Chapter 3: Of Dowagers, Debutantes, and a Very Inappropriate Novel
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6Chapter 4: A Rake, A Vow, and a Very Judgy Goose
7Chapter 5: Masquerade Approaches. Sanity Departs.
8Chapter 6: The Masquerade Waltz of Terrible Choices
9Chapter 7: A Hasty Retreat, A Rake Unravels, and the Animals Begin to Intervene
10Chapter 8: One Year Later: A Baby, A Ball, and A Rake on the Brink
11Chapter 9: Lust, Lies, and Possibly a Cradle in His Townhouse
12Chapter 10: The Duel of Misunderstandings, and a Deathbed Confession That Got Carried Away
13BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY
14A Most Earnest Note from the Author
15Historical Romance Satire Manifesto – Volume the Third
16About the Author
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