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A Parody Romance
Lady Honoria Culpepper has always done the proper thing— up until the night she’s caught kissing a highwayman during a robbery. Now the ton believes she’s been abducted, ravished, and possibly married. Honoria would very much like everyone to stop talking about it.
Unfortunately, the highwayman in question refuses to disappear quietly.
Gabriel “Dreadmoor” Everleigh is a rake, a scoundrel, and possibly a menace to society. He hadn’t meant to ruin anyone’s reputation—but since he has, he might as well seduce the lady in question. For justice. And fun.
But when Honoria returns from a mysterious absence carrying a baby and absolutely no explanation, society loses its collective mind. Now there are wagers, duels, fainting debutantes, and a goose in the church rafters. Gabriel, for his part, is spiraling—emotionally, romantically, and possibly into fatherhood.
She’s lying. He’s panicking. The baby is innocent (probably).
And the goose? The goose has seen things.
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GenreHumor, Romance
Length5 hrs 12 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 26, 2025
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Introduction
9Chapter 7: A Hasty Retreat, A Rake Unravels, and the Animals Begin to Intervene
2An Earnest and Entirely Sensible Preface
10Chapter 8: One Year Later: A Baby, A Ball, and A Rake on the Brink
3Chapter 1: A Highway Robbery (And a Scandalous Misunderstanding)
11Chapter 9: Lust, Lies, and Possibly a Cradle in His Townhouse
4Chapter 2: A Library, A Lady, and A Very Inconvenient Scandal
12Chapter 10: The Duel of Misunderstandings, and a Deathbed Confession That Got Carried Away
5Chapter 3: Of Dowagers, Debutantes, and a Very Inappropriate Novel
13BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY
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6Chapter 4: A Rake, A Vow, and a Very Judgy Goose
14A Most Earnest Note from the Author
7Chapter 5: Masquerade Approaches. Sanity Departs.
15Historical Romance Satire Manifesto – Volume the Third
8Chapter 6: The Masquerade Waltz of Terrible Choices
16About the Author
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