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About this audiobook
War and heroism are stripped of their romantic veneer in this sharp, satirical comedy where chocolate creams are valued more than ammunition. A fleeing soldier climbs into a young woman's bedroom, sparking a battle of wits that exposes the absurdity of military idealism and the pragmatic nature of true love.
Audiobook details
GenreLiterary Classics
Length2 hrs 45 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 24, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1ACT I
2ACT II
3ACT III
4IMPRINT | DISCLAIMER
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