Length7h 44m
About this audiobook
30th Anniversary Edition with a new introduction by the author
Neal Carey has to keep the mob, the FBI, and a major television personality from killing his newest client, but he’s tempted to do the job himself.
Sometime student and ever-reluctant detective Neal Carey would rather be finishing a dull doctoral thesis than staring down the nose of a loaded gun, but his new assignment doesn’t sound dangerous. All he has to do is pull off the ultimate makeover: turn Polly Paget, a gum-chewing, foul-mouthed, big-haired broad, into a perfect lady in time to testify in a rape case against Jack Landis, head of the Family Cable Network and America’s most beloved family man. But Polly isn’t cooperating, and everyone (including a former FBI agent, an obsessive-compulsive hit man, the Mafia, a porn prince, and a slew of tabloid reporters) is on her trail, turning Neal’s “simple” assignment into a deadly game of duck-duck-goose.
In a hellish and hilarious escapade that takes him from the deserts of Nevada to the bright lights of Las Vegas and finally to a hair-raising climax in a shoddily built amusement park, Neal tries to escape the mob’s big guns while taking a slippery walk up the world’s biggest water slide.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.8 (1.8K)
Includes Goodreads
GenreMystery and Thriller, Humor
Length7 hrs 44 mins
Narrated byJoe Barrett
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateNov 21, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Series
More from Don Winslow
The CartelDon Winslow23h 22m$30
Way Down on the High LonelyDon Winslow9h 15m4.0 (2.5K)$20
A Long Walk up the Water SlideDon Winslow7h 41m4.1 (3.1K)$17
Way Down on the High LonelyDon Winslow9h 17m4.0 (17.5K)$23
While Drowning in the DesertDon Winslow3h 50m4.0 (3.2K)$12
The Winter of Frankie MachineDon Winslow9h 8m4.2 (21.8K)$20 · $0.00
The Dawn PatrolDon Winslow9h 38m4.1 (13K)$20 · $0.00
The Trail to Buddha’s MirrorDon Winslow12h 3m3.9 (4.6K)$23
A Cool Breeze on the UndergroundDon Winslow9h 57m4.0 (7K)$23
The Trail to Buddha’s MirrorDon Winslow12h 7m3.8 (4.2K)$25
While Drowning in the DesertDon Winslow3h 53m4.0 (3.3K)$20
The Power of the DogDon Winslow20h 14m4.4 (62.2K)$30
A Cool Breeze on the UndergroundDon Winslow9h 52m$20
Dark RisingJeffrey Wilson, Brian Andrews13h 47m4.7 (1.3K)$27
Midnight ShadowsS.E. Smith5h 40m4.7 (2.5K)$17
CollateralBrian Andrews, Jeffrey Wilson13h 8m4.6 (7K)$23
The ReunionJana Deleon6h 31m4.6 (1.6K)$26 · $0.00
Animal 3K’wan6h 33m4.6 (2.8K)$20
To Hold and ProtectSandra Owens7h 59m4.6 (1.1K)$8 · $0.00
Extinction WarNicholas Sansbury Smith12h 1m4.6 (6K)$23
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (Complete Edition)Arthur Conan Doyle12h 28m4.6 (286.7K)$2 · $0.00
Savy WisdomPeggy McColl2h 53m4.7 (448)$15
3 a.m. Premium: Books 1–5Nick Pirog15h 27m4.6 (8.2K)$25
Farewell My Lovely (Annotated)Raymond Chandler10h 37m4.6 (1.2K)$2 · $0.00
The Labyrinth of the SpiritsCarlos Ruiz Zafon27h 55m4.5 (77.2K)$53 · $0.00
Tracing Killer EvidenceJodie Bailey5h 46m4.7 (242)$12 · $0.00
Sign of the MakerBrian Shea7h 13m4.6 (2.5K)$17
No Sin UnpunishedLynDee Walker7h 43m4.6 (1.4K)$17
Sherlock HolmesMade for Success14h 22m4.5 (4.3K)$25
Sons of War 4: SoldiersNicholas Sansbury Smith, Tom Abrahams12h 54m4.6 (507)$25
Murder in the TowerRoy Lewis8h 23m4.6 (784)$20
Glen AffricKarine Giebel22h 51m4.5 (3.2K)$46 · $0.00
Deadly Badlands PursuitSharee Stover5h 53m4.6 (361)$12 · $0.00
Chaos in a CoupeDivya Dugar9h 18m4.7 (177)$18 · $0.00
The Life of DaiDai Henwood, Jaquie Brown8h 2m4.6 (790)$26 · $0.00
What If? 10th Anniversary EditionRandall Munroe7h 29m4.5 (41.4K)$23
Welcome to PawneeJim O'Heir6h 24m4.5 (5.3K)$24 · $0.00
Going PostalTerry Pratchett13h 36m4.5 (163.8K)$33 · $0.00
Woman UninterruptedBrodie Kane7h 1m4.6 (562)$24 · $0.00
1984 & Animal Farm (Annotated)George Orwell15h 54m4.5 (220.8K)$1.99 · $0.00
Kingsblood Royal (Annotated)Sinclair Lewis14h 42m4.6 (264)$2 · $0.00
Hot Cowgirl Sh*tLacie Evans2h 15m4.7 (103)$15
This Is Going to HurtAdam Kay5h 47m4.4 (444.7K)$24 · $0.00
You Will Get Through This NightDaniel Howell6h 56m4.4 (11.8K)$24 · $0.00
Northanger Abbey (Annotated)Jane Austen10h 7m4.5 (1.6K)$2 · $0.00
My Dear HamiltonStephanie Dray, Laura Kamoie23h 7m4.4 (63.6K)$46 · $0.00
THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS & SCREWTAPE PROPOSES A TOAST (Annotated)C. S. Lewis5h 6m4.4 (471K)$2 · $0.00
Jungle UpNick Pirog10h 8m4.4 (3.1K)$20
The 13½ Lives of Captain BluebearWalter Moers16h 10m4.4 (34.3K)$28
Damon Runyon OmnibusDamon Runyon27h4.5 (242)$2 · $0.00
WotchaKev Saunders14h 41m5.0 (18)$8 · $0.00
BufferingHannah Hart5h 55m4.4 (12.4K)$24 · $0.00
The Office BFFsJenna Fischer, Angela Kinsey8h 26m4.3 (45.4K)$26 · $0.00
You may also like
SacredDennis Lehane10h 33m4.1 (27.9K)$29 · $0.00
The Quayside MurderRoy Lewis5h 38m4.1 (980)$17
AftershockJudy Melinek, T.J. Mitchell9h 8m3.9 (1.3K)$29 · $0.00
The Man Who SmiledHenning Mankell12h 28m4.0 (32.9K)$28
Cut You DownSam Wiebe9h 31m4.0 (550)$20
Back LashChris Knopf7h 27m4.3 (544)$20
Deadman’s PokerJames Swain9h 15m4.0 (684)$26
Will Trent: Books 5–7Karin Slaughter42h4.6 (1.5K)$53 · $0.00
Strangers on a TrainPatricia Highsmith9h 41m4.0 (56.5K)$20
Madman on a DrumDavid Housewright7h 32m4.3 (914)$17
The Man in Lower TenMary Roberts Rinehart7h 46m3.6 (2.4K)$2 · $0.00
Highway 61David Housewright8h 14m4.0 (1K)$20
The Potter’s FieldAndrea Camilleri6h 4m4.2 (7.4K)$14
Happy Birthday, Turk!Jakob Arjouni4h 40m3.7 (1.5K)$15 · $0.00
Dead WestMatt Goldman8h 5m4.0 (3K)$20
Riding the RapElmore Leonard6h 39m3.9 (12.3K)$24 · $0.00
Killer MoveMichael Marshall11h 21m3.7 (1.6K)$29 · $0.00
On the LineS. J. Rozan9h 14m3.9 (725)$26
Girl: InsideS. Williams9h 23m4.2 (74)$13 · $0.00
The Case of the Pocket Diary Found in the Snow and Other StoriesGrace Isabel Colbron, Auguste Groner6h 33m3.4 (67)$23