1Dedication
63#54 Accept Dependency
2Top 2O Tips for Everyday Practice
64#55 All Children are Winners
3#1 Never be Complacent
65Offensive Children's Games
4#2 Be Tolerant but Not Too Tolerant
66#56 Associate with the Opposite
5#3 Russia, Russia, Russia…
67#57 Mothers, Lock Your Sons Away!
6#4 Don’t Just Say It—Scream It!
68#58 Let Them Vote
7#5 It’s Not Your Fault; It’s Society’s
69#59 Explore Sexuality
8#6 Demand What Others Have
70#6O Keep Them Publicly Educated
9#7 Only Use Religion When It Benefits Your Talking Points
711O Tips for the College Campus
10#8 Misleading Facts are Your Friends
72#61 Befriend a Professor
11#9 Dress the Part
73#62 Take Courses That Count
12#1O Change the Language
74#63 Block the Hate
13#11 Be Offended
75#64 Cite Marx
14#12 Change History
76#65 Go Along to Get Along
15#13 Tax ’em
77#66 Diversity
16#14 Own the Culture
78#67 Administrative Reassurance
17#15 Become a Character Assassin
79#68 Fight for Free
18Liberal Name-Calling Dictionary
80#69 Bring Back Segregation
19#16 Escalate to a State of Frenzy
81#7O Use Your University in Your Introduction
20#17 Predicate Every Statement with “If True…”
821O Tips for the Workplace
21#18 Believe All; Believe Everything
83#71 Display Your Heroes
22#19 Instill Guilt
84#72 HR is a Powerful Ally
23#2O Create False Enemies
85#73 “Would You Say That If…”
241O Tips for Obnoxious Protesting
86#74 Never have Meetings with Women Alone
25Must-Have Items for Protesting
87#75 Promote Company Wokeness
26#21 Burn Trash Cans
88#76 Office Air Conditioning is Sexist
27#22 Ruin People’s Days and Block Traffic
89#77 Demand More
28#23 Destroy Private Property
90TIPS FOR THE WORKPLACE
29#24 Chant Nonsensical Chants
91#78 Unionize
30#25 Be Exclusive
92#79 Affirm
31#26 Make it a Payday
93#8O Promote Equal Pay
32#27 Harass and Threaten
941O Tips for Marriage/Dating
33#28 Burn Flags
95#81 Last-Name Claim
34#3O Start a Fight
96#82 Date Only Your Color
351O Tips for a Progressive Night Out
97#83 Date Screening
36#31 Choose Your Movies Carefully
98#84 Leave ’Em
37Stay in the 94%
99#85 Pay for the Date
38#32 Avoid Culturally Appropriating Restaurants
100#86 Stay Childless
39Culturally Appropriating Food: DO NOT EAT
101#87 Date for Fun, Not Marriage
40#33 Become a Craft Beer Snob
102Great Excuses for No Kids and No Marriage
41#34 Avoid Ladies’ Night
103#88 You Do Not Need Religion
42#35 Drink to No Fault
104#89 Polygamy is Key
43#36 Do Not Hit on Girls
105#9O You Do Not Need Anyone
44#37 Be Slutty
1061O Tips for the Internet and Social Media
45#38 Make Time for Modern Art
107#91 Doxing
46#39 Bring Controversy to the Party
108#93 Keep Talk Tough
47#4O Do Not Let Conservatives Go Peacefully into the Night
109#94 Spread It
481O Tips For Fixing Holidays
110#95 Do Random Rants
49#41 Fix Fourth of July
111#96 Report Posts
50#42 Police Halloween Costumes
112#97 Celebrity-Follow
51#43 Never Say “Merry Christmas”
113Who to Follow? Start with the Talk Show Hosts
52#44 Make Progressive NYE Resolutions
114#98 Bully
53#45 Recognize White Privilege in Santa
115#99 Plead for Donations
54#46 Don’t Give “Thanks” to Genocide
116#1OO Pretend Happiness
55#47 Be Hyper-Aware of Columbus Day
117CONCLUSION
56#48 Become Culturally Cognizant of Holidays
1185 Tips for Conservatives
57#49 Down with Nativity!
119#1 Boycotting
58#5O Seize the Opportunity
120#2 Blind Support
591O Tips for Raising Children
121#3 Not My President
60#51 Do Not Assign Gender
122#4 Pretending Culture Doesn’t Matter
61#52 It Takes a Village
123#5 Whataboutism
62#53 Use Minimal Discipline
