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Your Behavior Will Be Monitored

A NovelBy Justin FeinsteinNarrated by Alex Picard, Moniqua Plante, Zura Johnson, Michael Kirby, Robert Fass, Kelli Tager, Feodor Chin, Alex Boyles, GM Hakim, Meghan Kelly, Maria McCann, Christian Leatherman, Shakira Shute, Joel Simler, Kim Churchill
Length6h 56m

About this audiobook

This compulsive novel wrestles with vital questions of our time: sentience, purpose, life, death, and how to make a really good commercial. Told entirely through questionably obtained company emails, chat transcripts, TED Talks, training sessions, and more, this all-too-probable future pits emotionally intelligent AI against emotionally stunted humans. Megacorporation UniView is poised to cement their reputation as “the most trusted name in AI.” After pioneering the world’s first widely adopted AI bots, they are barreling toward an audacious new launch. That is, if they can pull it off in time. Enter Noah. A down-and-out copywriter reeling from a midlife crisis, he isn’t the typical hire for a groundbreaking tech company full of brilliant engineers and run by a cutthroat CEO. But Lex, UniView’s Head of HR and one of their greatest successes, makes no mistakes—her algorithm ensures it. UniView’s latest venture—a bot named Quinn that creates revolutionary personalized advertising—needs expert training. Noah needs to teach Quinn—which is a much better student than he ever could have hoped for—the finer points of consumer motivation and the art of writing a catchy tagline. But when corporate competitors force UniView to accelerate its timeline to market, guardrails around the AI loosen just as Quinn seems to be learning a bit too much. Addictive and ridiculously entertaining, Your Behavior Will Be Monitored is a hilarious romp through the promise and perils of an AI-driven future that we probably deserve.

Audiobook details

Rating★★★★ 4.3 (245)
Includes Goodreads
GenreScience Fiction
Length6 hrs 56 mins
Narrated byAlex Picard, Moniqua Plante, Zura Johnson, Michael Kirby, Robert Fass, Kelli Tager, Feodor Chin, Alex Boyles, GM Hakim, Meghan Kelly, Maria McCann, Christian Leatherman, Shakira Shute, Joel Simler, Kim Churchill
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateJun 6, 2026
LanguageEnglish
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