Audio only
Length2h 36m
About this audiobook
A mild-mannered man inadvertently captures a burglar in his home, leading to an utterly bizarre and hilarious hostage situation. Rather than turning the criminal over to the police, the two men engage in a bizarre negotiation that turns the concept of justice on its head. As they debate prison reform, societal expectations, and personal ethics, the lines between captor and captive blur into absurdity. This sharp, satirical comedy pokes brilliant fun at the legal system and the hypocrisies of modern society. Enjoy a witty, unconventional caper that proves the most dangerous weapon is a silver tongue.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★ 3.1 (12)
Includes Goodreads
GenreHumor
Length2 hrs 36 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateApr 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1CHAPTER ONE
5CHAPTER FIVE
2CHAPTER TWO
6CHAPTER SIX: DEAR FRIEND—
3CHAPTER THREE
7IMPRINT | DISCLAIMER
4CHAPTER FOUR
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