Length48m
About this audiobook
The word plays of this piece are mostly based on puns.
Audiobook details
GenreHumor
Length48 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateMar 12, 2022
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1INTRODUCTION
202-The late writer´s last will: “ALL MY BOOKS MUST BE RED”.
307-Headline: “Offbeat Guy Lives off Beet”.
411-Headline: “Dick Noyez Marries Deaf- mute Maiden”.
529-Helsinki headline: “Former Fisherwoman Marries a Finn”.
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635-Headline: “Mayor Becomes Hoarse because of Dust”.
740-Seen inside a church: “Steel your soul!”.
8“Mall Tease”. 44-
9B: Pyre near spirits.
1072-The name of the sexiest maiden in the world: Mary Johnson.
1184-The most important ugliness pageant: “Miss Information”.
1294-Headline: “Slayer Caught Sleighing in Central Park, NYC”.
13102-Headline: “Skillful Drivers Consider Traffic Fine”.
14“Broken Stallion Is at large”.
15110-Headline: “Homeless people Flavor Flat Beer”.
16108-Headline: “Late Lung Doctor Was Suffocated by His Own Heirs”.
17113-Russian headline: “Math Students Do Red Square Route”.
18147-Headline: “Mite infects president”
19153-Headline: “Noncommunicable diseases strike extroverts too”.
20162-The blood type of some sad brunettes: B positive.
21182-The favorite English novelist of the whores: Anthony Trollope.
22199-Headline: “Wetback weds dry nurse”.
23200-Headline: “English students diss course at prom”.
24205-Where machos also pray.
25229-The favorite song of a hoarse fitness model: “Dust in the wind”.
26240-In Belfast.
27242-Headline: "Fake dentist guilty for brush fire"
28256-In Middlesex, New Jersey.
29267-In Batman, Turkey.
30270- Headline: "Banker catches Q fever".
31275- Headline: "Driving Rain Happens in Van".
32284-Brazil, Indiana, USA.
33289-Seen on the T-shirt of a retired cook: “Thyme heals”.
34303-First Watch Café:
35313-In Tallin, Estonia.
36319-Headline: “Beetles invaded Liverpool in Australia”.
37324-In New Zealand
38348-Santa Claus in Indiana, USA.
39357-Meeting place of sugar babies.
40366-Silence in Greek mythology:
41382-Headline: “Vegetarian beefs about food”.
42387-Headline: “Poor bride marries bad Czech”.
43407-The favorite music of the Queen: Purple Rain by Prince.
44417-Headline: “Lightning Strikes Cox in Beaver, Utah”.
45422-Merry land!
46437- In Colorado, USA.
47449-Question of a Polish literature teacher:
48451-A Scottish question:
49467-Headline: “Lonely gravedigger lives without any buddy”.
50468-Glazier’s pet: broken pony.
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