The Simple Life of the Emperor of Time, Volume One
An Overpowered Salaryman's Cultivation ComedyBy Di Shi
Length5h 8m
About this audiobook
Wang Wei was the third Wang Wei at his company, and the last one anyone remembered. For eighteen years he fixed the system nobody else could read, made his boss's victory slides, and saved for a house on a mountain. Then he died on a crosswalk, holding a can of salmon cat food.
That was when his orange cat, Bug, started talking.
One unread contract clause later, he is falling out of a cultivation world's sky in a body that will stay eighteen forever, with a power no measuring stone can read. Everyone assumes he's a mortal. He'd like to keep it that way.
All he wants is a mountain house, good tea, and no meetings. Unfortunately, everything he does looks profound.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy, Humor
Length5 hrs 8 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 9, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Copyright
2How to Say the Names
3Chapter 1: At Least I Get to Skip Tomorrow's Morning Meeting
4Chapter 2: This Stone Must Have a Bug
5Chapter 3: No Meeting Is Too Long for a Bathroom Break
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6Chapter 4: A Faucet With Two Settings: Off and Full Blast
7Chapter 5: The Faucet Finally Gets a Number Field
8Chapter 6: Even a Goat-Herd Boy Counts Better
9Chapter 7: The First House and the Roof on Tiptoe
10Chapter 8: The Next Available Slot Is the Third of Next Month
11Chapter 9: One Blade of Grass and a Three-Line Command
12Chapter 10: The Presentation I Rehearsed and Never Gave
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