The Hoarder’s Guide to Decluttering: Tidying Up With Magical Results
By Clare Chu
Length2h 19m
About this audiobook
Drowning in clutter and keepsakes you can’t bear to toss? Enlist Maisie Messington—a creative clutterbug—for your decluttering crusade! Join Maisie and her sidekick, Dusty Hoover, a vintage vacuum who thinks he’s a sports announcer, as they navigate the labyrinth of hoard. From discovering your “clutter identity” to curating collections of artfully organized chaos, you’ll learn to laugh at life’s mess-ups while embracing your inner pack rat.
Maisie’s journey is packed with peculiar predicaments, magical tidying, and an unexpected lovers’ reunion. Dusty offers hilarious, if questionable, advice while scarfing up trinkets and hiding bric-a-brac through vacuum-powered magic.
Let Maisie and Dusty guide you through the gloriously grimy world of clutter conquest. You’ll find the beauty in bedlam—and trust us, it’s way more fun than tidying up.
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★★ 5.0 (1)
GenreHumor, Psychology
Length2 hrs 19 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJun 4, 2024
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
21. All That Glitters is Not Clutter
32. Declutteration of Independence
43. Joy to the Wardrobe
54. Tome Sweet Tome
Mostrar todos os capítulosVer menos
65. Sheets and Giggles
76. Tackling the Komono Dragon
87. The Great Keepsake Kerfuffle
98. Dumpster Diving for Dustballs
109. Clocked and Loaded
1110. The Downsize, Upsize Solution
1211. Museum of Marvelous Mementos
13About the Author
More from Clare Chu
Faux Pas Fame: Building a Brand with BloopersClare Chu3h 24m5.0 (2) Only with Ultra
Supervillain Success Secrets: A Devious Diva’s PlaybookClare Chu3h 50m5.0 (1) Only with Ultra
Sit, Stay, Heel: Training Your Boyfriend Like a ProClare Chu3h 42m Only with Ultra
Sleep and Grow Rich: Forty Winks to FortuneClare Chu2h 32m5.0 (1) Only with Ultra
A Homebuyer’s Guide to Haunted Living: Finding Your Dream Home Among the SpiritsClare Chu3h 50m Only with Ultra
Time-Travel Therapy: The Ultimate Do-OverClare Chu2h 14m2.0 (1) Only with Ultra
Swiping Wrong: Online Dating for ZerosClare Chu3h Only with Ultra
Why Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You: A Paranoid Pet Owner’s ManualClare Chu1h 31m Only with Ultra
Lost In TranslationAudrey Davis9h 15m4.4 (235)Free
This Is Going to HurtAdam Kay5h 47m4.4 (444.7K)$24 · $0.00
You Will Get Through This NightDaniel Howell6h 56m4.4 (11.8K)$24 · $0.00
Northanger Abbey (Annotated)Jane Austen10h 7m4.5 (1.6K)$2 · $0.00
My Dear HamiltonStephanie Dray, Laura Kamoie23h 7m4.4 (63.6K)$46 · $0.00
THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS & SCREWTAPE PROPOSES A TOAST (Annotated)C. S. Lewis5h 6m4.4 (471K)$2 · $0.00
BufferingHannah Hart5h 55m4.4 (12.4K)$24 · $0.00
The Office BFFsJenna Fischer, Angela Kinsey8h 26m4.3 (45.4K)$26 · $0.00
The Collected Stories of Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker8h 36m4.3 (13.6K)$1 · $0.00
LambChristopher Moore15h 22m4.3 (211.3K)$33 · $0.00
#IMomSoHardKristin Hensley, Jen Smedley7h 19m4.3 (7.3K)$24 · $0.00
Mixed PlateJo Koy8h 18m4.3 (7.1K)$26 · $0.00
Over the TopJonathan Van Ness5h 50m4.3 (87.3K)$24 · $0.00
It Never EndsTom Scharpling8h 53m4.4 (2.3K)$20 · $0.00
The Importance of Being EarnestOscar Wilde2h 31m4.3 (475.9K)$1.20 · $0.00
More Tales of the CityArmistead Maupin8h 23m4.3 (22.6K)$26 · $0.00
Joyful Recollections of TraumaPaul Scheer6h 38m4.3 (8.2K)$7 · $0.00
More Than a WomanCaitlin Moran9h 31m4.3 (16.8K)$29 · $0.00
FamesickLena Dunham11h 46m4.3 (49.7K)$29 · $0.00
Scandalous WomenGill Paul10h 46m4.4 (1.5K)$29 · $0.00
What to Make of a LifeJim Collins13h 31m4.4 (794)$33 · $0.00
Braving the TruthRachel Held Evans11h 31m4.7 (359)$29 · $0.00
Level UpRob Dial7h 42m4.6 (3.3K)$26 · $0.00
As a JewSarah Hurwitz8h 36m4.6 (1.2K)$26 · $0.00
Saint Joan (Annotated)George Bernard Shaw6h 20m4.6 (1.2K)$1.20 · $0.00
Burn the HaystackJennie Young, PhD9h 30m4.6 (543)$29 · $0.00
Woman and the New Race (Annotated)Margaret Sanger6h 30m4.6 (1K)$1.99 · $0.00
Good InsideBecky Kennedy9h 55m4.5 (59.3K)$29 · $0.00
The Mis-Education of the NegroCarter Godwin Woodson5h 4m4.5 (29.4K)$1.20 · $0.00
Du Bois: EssaysW.E.B. Du Bois6h 22m4.6 (1.5K)$1 · $0.00
The North American Indian (Illustrated Edition)Edward S. Curtis, Frederick Webb Hodge5h 59m4.6 (1.4K)$2 · $0.00
Valley of the BirdtailAndrew Stobo Sniderman, Douglas Sanderson10h 1m4.6 (2.4K)$29 · $0.00
Lies My Therapist Told MeGreg E. Gifford9h 3m4.6 (503)$29 · $0.00
Disturbed in Their NestsAlephonsion Deng, Judy A. Bernstein11h 22m4.6 (595)$23 · $0.00
No Name in the StreetJames Baldwin5h4.5 (8.5K)$20 · $0.00
Narrative of the Life of Frederick DouglassFrederick Douglass4h 13m4.5 (309.9K)$1.20 · $0.00
Magic SeasonWade Rouse6h 41m4.6 (855)$24 · $0.00
Consent Laid BareChanel Contos7h 11m4.5 (1.7K)$24 · $0.00
The Big RevealSasha Velour6h 15m4.5 (2.1K)$24 · $0.00
EssaysGeorge Orwell26h 38m4.5 (8.4K)$4 · $0.00
You may also like
The Anywhere HotelGisele Stein9h 12m4.1 (1.1K) Only with Ultra
soft magicUpile Chisala28m3.9 (3.7K)$2
The Cooking GeneMichael W. Twitty15h 21m4.2 (10.2K)$33 · $0.00
Make Me RainNikki Giovanni2h 8m4.3 (2.3K)$16 · $0.00
The Haunted Man and the Ghost's BargainCharles Dickens3h 29m3.7 (8.8K)Free
Memory RoadSarah Edghill5h 39m4.2 (289)$15 · $0.00
Make 'Em LaughDebbie Reynolds, Dorian Hannaway5h 51m3.9 (2.4K)$24 · $0.00
Full of GraceDorothea Benton Frank10h 53m3.9 (8.9K)$29 · $0.00
Blood Sex MagicBri Luna3h 40m4.4 (364)$18 · $0.00
Thoughts Are ThingsPrentice Mulford5h 15m4.3 (1.1K)$3.50 · $0.00
The BoxGünter Grass4h 55m3.3 (995)$14 · $0.00
THE HOUSE THAT KEPT BREATHINGLinda Swingle43m5.0 (5) Only with Ultra
The World Between Blinks #1Amie Kaufman, Ryan Graudin7h 47m4.0 (951)$26 · $0.00
Daughters of Latin AmericaSandra Guzman18h 39m4.3 (209)$40 · $0.00
A Spoonful of TimeFlora Ahn7h 30m3.9 (593)$17
This Religion Doesn't Care What Your Faith Is, As Long As You're HappyRICE media16m$6 · $0.00
celticsCHRIS MORGAN5h 11m4.6 (11) Only with Ultra
Finding GraceJanis Thomas10h 57m4.0 (414)$20
The Adventures of Boogie Boy: The Amazing Glowing GlueCaterina Christakos19m$4.50 · $0.00
Tales of the Toys, Told by ThemselvesFrances Freeling Broderip4h 35m$2 · $0.00