The Cat of Principles
Nine Tails from a Glitching CityBy Naiko Vale
Length52m
About this audiobook
A cat lives by a code: if it sits on the edge, it belongs on the floor; if the human is stressed, block the screen; if the lamp is on the wrong side, restore order. Nine warm, funny, quietly philosophical short stories narrated by a cat keeping watch while his human tries to fix a world that doesn't want to be fixed. The city glitches. The cat never apologizes.
Audiobook details
GenreScience Fiction, Horror
Length52 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateSep 7, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1The Edge of the Table
6The Lamp That Wouldn't Stay Put
2Three Hours of Solitude
7The Nightglow Scroll
3Fridge Light at 2 AM
8Important Meeting
4The High Shelf
9Glitch at Dusk
5The Top Shelf
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