Length10h 47m
About this audiobook
THE BIBiLE Update
Basic Ideological Belief in Life Everlasting — Part Two
Version control meeting, seventh floor. Gabriel has a folder. Lucifer has been invited upstairs for the first time in history and is already asking the wrong questions.
The previous build is still supported. The new one quotes it constantly, claims every line was pointing forward, and ships as an update. The original holders have signed out in writing.
What follows is the Gospel According to Gavin, the logistics disaster in Bethlehem, the three years that somehow changed the world, the cross, the empty tomb, the letters, the island, the pineapple, and the final sequence of seals, trumpets, bowls and report cards.
Heaven is still an office. The filing system is still the filing system. The Developer still finds constraints limiting.
This is the second volume of comic fiction. The door is still open. The terms and conditions were always attached.
Next time — read them.
Audiobook details
GenreGeneral Fiction, Humor
Length10 hrs 47 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 8, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1THE BIBiLE
26The Dust
2THE BIBiLE: UPDATE
27The Temple
3Version Control
28The Fig Tree
4A Note on the Record
29The Rock
5MATTHEW
30The Mountain
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6MARK
31The Pigs
7LUKE
32The Argument
8JOHN: From the Four Accounts to the One Record
33Maggie
9From the Four Accounts to the One Record
34On the Way to Jairus’s House
10THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO GAVIN
35The Miracles — A Sceptic’s View
11The Nativity
36The Collection
12The Incarnation Briefing
37The Sycamore
13Bethlehem: A Logistics Disaster
38The Last Supper — The Party
14Thirty Years of Nothing Documented
39The Passion
15Thirty Years of Carpentry
40Dodge
16The Temptation
41The Garden
17The Simulator
42The Trial of Pompus
18The Teaching
43The Hill
19The Sermon
44Three Days
20The Birthday
45The Resurrection
21The Miracles: A Thorough Investigation
46ACTS
22The Water
47The Vacancy
23Nicky
48The Patch Goes Live
24The PR Operation
49The Meeting
25The Ointment
50The Offer
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