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Please Let Me Help
“Helpful” Letters to the World’s Most Wonderful BrandsBy Zack SternwalkerNarrated by Keith SzarabajkaLength2h 10m
About this audiobook
Rebuilding a life by sending absurd letters
Zack is unemployed, overweight, recently divorced, and lives with his mother. Whilst a lesser man would wither away in emo-laden angst, Zack has found inspiration during this difficult stretch of life. A renaissance man, Zack conjures up brilliant ideas (soap on a rope, a Sammy Davis, Jr. biopic starring Tom Cruise, vases of flowers in Port-a-Potties nationwide), offers services (babysitter for Sophia Coppola, compiler and burner for a Beatles Best-of), and attempts to woo unsuspecting ladies with his lifelike sketches of firearms. Please Let Me Help is a collection of letters Zack has written to companies, actors, directors, his local police department, Hulk Hogan, Canada, and scores of other easy targets. Some write back; most don’t. Please Let Me Help shows how we can turn our weakest moments into creative opportunities and never give up hope!
Audiobook details
Rating★★★★ 3.8 (12)
Includes Goodreads
GenreHumor
Length2 hrs 10 mins
Narrated byKeith Szarabajka
FormatAudiobook
Publish dateNov 13, 2018
LanguageEnglish
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