Length3h 7m
About this audiobook
King Arthur isn’t the brightest. Merlin isn’t the most patient. And the dinosaurs just want to know why Camelot’s HR paperwork is so complicated.
When time rifts rip open across medieval England, Camelot faces a crisis that no knight in shining armor was ever trained for: a sudden influx of very hungry, very confused prehistoric beasts. Forget dragon-slaying—the Knights of the Round Table are now forced to navigate dinosaur-induced property damage, bureaucratic tax collectors, and medieval "group therapy" for traumatized T-Rexes.
Adapted directly from the original rock opera, Merlin vs the Dinosaurs is a delightfully absurd, fast-paced mash-up of Arthurian legend, prehistoric chaos, and razor-sharp satire.
Inside this chaotic medieval adventure, you’ll find:
• Sarcastic Wizardry: Merlin’s firsthand (and deeply frustrated) notes on trying to save a kingdom run by idiots.
Audiobook details
GenreFantasy
Length3 hrs 7 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 21, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
2PROLOGUE
3CHAPTER 1: A Most Questionable History
4CHAPTER 2: Where To Begin
5CHAPTER 3: The Summoning
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6CHAPTER 4: The Shadow in the Trees
7CHAPTER 5: The Warning
8CHAPTER 6: What Even Is a Dinosaurs?
9CHAPTER 7: The King of Cluelessness
10CHAPTER 8: Everything Is Fine (According to Arthur)
11CHAPTER 9: Big Spelling Problems
12CHAPTER 10: The First Clash
13CHAPTER 11: The Council of Panic
14CHAPTER 12: The Boy with the Book
15CHAPTER 13: Down In the Dark
16CHAPTER 15: And How Are the Dinosaurs?
17CHAPTER 16: It's A Long Way to Pangea
18CHAPTER 17: The Macclesfield Megalosaurus
19CHAPTER 18: The Plan is Working
20CHAPTER 19: Behold The Tyrant Lizard King
21CHAPTER 20: Jurassic Pressure
22CHAPTER 21: Maybe They Weren't Our Friends?
23CHAPTER 22: From The Shadows He Came
24CHAPTER 23: Bow Down to Me
25CHAPTER 24: Mordred Gets the Blues
26CHAPTER 25: Bitten Off More Than I Can Chew
27CHAPTER 26: Purpose Returns
28CHAPTER 27: The Forest Taught Me Magic Again
29CHAPTER 28: We Need a Miracle
30CHAPTER 29: Depressedly Seeking Someone
31CHAPTER 30: Guess Who's Back?
32CHAPTER 31: The Rallying Cry
33CHAPTER 32: Guess Who Sent a Letter?
34CHAPTER 33: Everything (Is Definitely Not Fine According to Arthur or Anyone Else for That Matter)
35CHAPTER 34: Merlin's Fight
36CHAPTER 35: A Table Big Enough
37CHAPTER 36: What Are We Going to Do?
38EPILOGUE
39Chapter 39
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