Love Potions are for Losers
A Cozy Romantasy Featuring Fake Dating, Magical Mishaps, and Rivals Falling in LoveBy Wynn Valentine
Length4h 12m
About this audiobook
Faking an engagement to your rival was not on Tess Albright’s business plan. Neither was accidentally falling for him.
Potion shop owner Tess Albright prides herself on quick thinking—even when her plans backfire spectacularly. When a surprise audit by the Ministry of Magical Business Regulation threatens her shop’s license, Tess panics... and declares she's engaged to her biggest rival, the infuriatingly charming herbalist Rowan Bell.
Now Tess and Rowan must fake their way through emotional compatibility tests, public demonstrations, and Registry-mandated "couples counseling." To make matters worse, the potion Tess brewed to help them "sell" the chemistry? It might be working a little too well. Their Heartstring Vial Charms are glowing, their Affinity Bands are tightening, and Thistledown Hollow’s matchmaking gossip network has gone into overdrive.
A Cozy Romantasy Featuring Fake Dating, Magical Mishaps, and Rivals Falling in Love
Audiobook details
Rating★★★ 3.3 (18)
Includes Goodreads
GenreRomance, Humor
Length4 hrs 12 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 17, 2023
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Title Page
2Copyright
31. Potion Panic and Fake Engagements
42. Terms of Engagement
53. Potion Fairground Fiasco
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64. A Toad’s-Eye View
75. Lost in the Love Labyrinth
86. Registry Realities and Regrets
97. Caramel Apples and Confessions
108. Perfect Partners Potion Disaster
119. Cracks in the Contract
1210. Brewing Doubts
1311. The Counterspell Catastrophe
1412. The Festival’s Final Wish
1513. Alchemical Hearts
16Epilogue: Festival Wishes and Future Mischief
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