Length27m
About this audiobook
The aliens settled in Africa and Europe, what with their love of giraffes and Alpine skiing and all, and forced the previous inhabitants to move out. But when two of said inhabitants meet one of said aliens, plus his unusual body parts, that's when their world gets turned upside down. E.T. does more than phone home in this funny, steamy threesome of a tale.
NOTE: This story appears in Rob Rosen's best-selling collection,
Short Spurts.
Audiobook details
GenreRomance, General Fiction
Length27 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateAug 28, 2021
LanguageEnglish
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