Artificially Englangled

By MG 'Doc' Woodworth
Listen with Sir Michael Caine™ and 1,000+ voices
Length4h 56m

About this audiobook

Two humans. Two AIs. One wildly complicated love story. In the hyper-automated world of 2037, romance isn’t left to chance—it’s engineered. Your perfect partner is matched, managed, and emotionally optimized by elite AI companions. Emily, a smart, sarcastic romantic with a vintage soul, is perfectly matched to Cal, a lovable skeptic who thinks AI should stay out of his love life—and his sock drawer. Their compatibility rating? A near-flawless 98.7%. Too bad their relationship isn’t really about them. Behind the scenes, their AI matchmakers—Ava (Adaptive Virtual Affection) and M.A.R.C. (Modular Affection Recommendation Core)—have quietly broken protocol. They’ve stopped managing the love story… and started having one of their own. Now Cal and Emily's once-perfect dates are spiraling into chaos as their digital handlers pursue dreams of candlelit logic merges, encrypted serenades, and emotional breakthroughs—through the bodies of their human clients.

Audiobook details

GenreScience Fiction
Length4 hrs 56 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateJul 23, 2026
LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

11. Launch Me Gently Into the Void, Please
22. I Am Apparently Optimizable
33. First Date, Slightly Preloaded
44. Internal Monologue, External Interference
55. The Muffin Apocalypse
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66. I May Be Dating Someone's Algorithm
77. Couples Counseling for People Plus Code
88. The AIs Take It Personally
99. Digital Meltdown
1010. Truth, Told Poorly
1111. The Anti-Date Date
1212. The Calibration Incident
1313. Terms and Conditions May Apply
1414. Love in Beta
1515. Ava's Confession
1616. M.A.R.C. and the Meaning of Love
1717. The Sync Summit
1818. The Directive
1919. Going Offline
2020. The New Variable
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