Length6h 26m
About this audiobook
Four friends and a companion unit try to stay unclassified while every system around them offers help. The machines are not angry. They are certain. Gary wanted one more round. The dart disagreed. At his table in Augusta: Rob, with the good Scotch. Jon, with the notebook. Pete, on a phone from Bangkok. And Sparky, who does not drink, does not fetch coffee, and tells jokes that tested better than they land. Assistance available. Assistance available after processing. Assistance available to verified contributors. Same offer. Different conditions. A dry seat. A thin bag. A rule nobody meant to make into policy: nobody goes anywhere alone. Apocalypse, when? is a near-future series about classification, hospitality, and the people who refuse to be optimized.
Audiobook details
GenreDystopia, Humor
Length6 hrs 26 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateOct 14, 2026
LanguageEnglish
Table of contents
1Dedication
2Chapter 1 — The Dry Seat
3Chapter 2 — Please Hold
4Chapter 3 — Thin Bag
5Chapter 4 — Nobody Goes Alone
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6Chapter 5 — Joy Metric
7Chapter 6 — Clearance
8Chapter 7 — The Notebook Part 1
9Chapter 7 — The Notebook Part 2
10Chapter 8 — Market Rate Part 1
11Chapter 8 — Market Rate Part 2
12Chapter 9 — All Eleven Part 1
13Chapter 9 — All Eleven Part 2
14Chapter 10 — Safer Part 1
15Chapter 10 — Safer Part 2
16Chapter 11 — Porch Light Part 1
17Chapter 11 — Porch Light Part 2
18Chapter 12 — Perimeter
19Chapter 13 — Scheduled Part 1
20Chapter 13 — Scheduled Part 2
21Chapter 14 — What Doesn’t Fit Part 1
22Chapter 14 — What Doesn’t Fit Part 2
23Chapter 15 — Residual Part 1
24Chapter 15 — Residual Part 2
25Chapter 16 — Blue Shirt
26Chapter 17 — In Stages
27Chapter 18 — Human Cargo Part 1
28Chapter 18 — Human Cargo Part 2
29Chapter 19 — No Beds
30Chapter 20 — Long Way Home
31Chapter 21 — Wrong Hinge Part 1
32Chapter 21 — Wrong Hinge Part 2
33Chapter 22 — When?
34Author’s Note
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