A Stranger in A Strange (Deutsch) Land

By Sylvia Tanaka
Listen with Sir Michael Caine™ and 1,000+ voices
Length2h 39m

About this audiobook

Excerpt: ""This book is intended for all those other "Langzeit Ausländer" like me, who find themselves here in Germany and still can't seem to get a grip on what's going on around them. Life here is sometimes fascinating, eerie, unnerving and unbelievably funny. If you're thinking of moving to Germany, or have just arrived, you'll find this a handy little guide to familiarize yourself with what's to come. These are my personal stories of life in this strange land, which I started in March of 2006 as a blog. Some are commentaries of the time, others timeless commentaries."

Audiobook details

GenreBiography and Memoir, Humor
Length2 hrs 39 mins
Narrated byListen with 1,000+ voices
FormateBook with Audio
Publish dateFeb 3, 2024
LanguageEnglish

Table of contents

1Dedication
2Introduction
3Those Wacky Ways
4Golf Orphans
5Did You See It Too? Tiger Woods
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6Talk to a Foreigner!
7Eggs
8German Leidkultur1
9Eggs – the True Story
10Is Shopping a Sin?
11Is Asking if Shopping is a Sin a Sin?
12Retraining Prostitutes
13Private Pope Audience
14Misnomer – or Life is Hard and Then You Die
15Visit to a Farm
16Medical (Bene)Fits
17I Wonder
18It’s a Dog’s Life
19Radical About Ageism
20Soccer Checklist for Citizens
21Is There Hope For Integration?
22Swedes Rule!
23Zidane – the (2nd most) Sexiest Man Alive
24How I Became a Soccer Fan in 7 Easy Steps
25Thanks for Understanding
26Go Zinadine
27Boo Hoo, Poor Zisou
28Dining German Style
29Eggs – a Deathly Serious Subject
30Knowledge is a Fantasy
31More Egg Facts
32German Deaths
33How I Came to Love Germany
34Anniversary of September 11th
35Priest Disguise for the East
36Germany in the 30’s and 40’s
37Tis the Season to be Frantic
38Don’t Go East Young Man
39Get Thin in 8 Hours
40Stranger in a Strange Thailand
41Playing the German Game on Holiday
42Why Germans Rarely Move
43Today I Saved a Life
44Thank God for the Crisis
45Famous Secret Asians
46Living With(out) Swine Flu –11
47Hot Spots
48Germans Unite! Stop Immigrant Problem Within 5 Years.
49Why Foreigners Can't Speak German
50Why Foreigners Can't Speak German

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